Posted on: January 27, 2025
777starkiller777
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plays nice
funny game ....every one should play it once
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The Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled
Beschreibung
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.”
– IGN
“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
– Game Chronicles
“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
– Cheat Code Central
You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.
During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.
FEATURES
– IGN
“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale”
– Game Chronicles
“This game is satire in its sharpest form”
– Cheat Code Central
You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard's pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting 'Nice' or 'Sarky' responses. Watch out you don't get too cocky though; folk you've upset may come back to haunt you.
During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard's dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you're tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard's Tale could very well be for you.
FEATURES
- Includes Original Classic Trilogy! Experience the legendary games that started it all!
- Full keyboard & mouse controls, as well as controller support.
- Supports English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Polish and Russian languages.
- German voice-over (accessible under Sound Options when game language is set to German)!
- High-resolution and widescreen support!
- Performance enhancements.
- External URLs links on main menu for support pages and related media.
- Bug fixes to original console release.
- 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
- A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
- A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
- Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
- 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
- Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
- More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
- Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
- Classics Games—includes original classic games The Bard’s Tale 1, 2 & 3.
© 2005 inXile entertainment. All rights reserved. The Bard's Tale is a trademark or registered trademark of inXile entertainment in certain countries; and is a trademark or registered trademark of Electronic Arts Inc. in certain other countries where it is used under license. inXile entertainment and the inXile logo are trademarks of inXile entertainment.
Extras
Grafiken
Avatare
Hinweisbücher
Handbücher
quick reference cards
Soundtrack
Hintergrundbild
Systemanforderungen
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Spiellänge
14 hHauptspiel
18.5 h Hauptspiel + Nebenquests
26 h Komplettist
18.5 h Alle Spielstile
Berechnung der Spiellänge durch HowLongToBeat
Spieldetails
Genre:
Tags:
Action, Fantasy, Rollenspiel, Klassisch, Lustig,
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Isometrisch, Mittelalterlich, Hack and Slash, Parodie
Sprachen
English
audio
text
Deutsch
audio
text
español
audio
text
français
audio
text
italiano
audio
text
polski
audio
text
русский
audio
text
Nutzerrezensionen
Posted on: June 6, 2025
amjamsponge
Bestätigter BesitzerSpiele: 70 Rezensionen: 3
Worked Once....
Worked once, had a blast......game hasn't worked since. Crashes, freezes, my screen goes nuts with a spectrum of colours, and the buzzing sound, omg.....I am finding that more and more often, GOG Games are crashing, and I am now starting to transition back to physical media, even going as far as buying a retro computer for older games, because at least I know that they will work.
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Posted on: December 23, 2017
JairOhmsford
Bestätigter BesitzerSpiele: 73 Rezensionen: 1
Technical problems
I always loved this game when I played it on the C64 in those days in the 80s. So I was looking forward to the PC adaption on GOG. But the game was an absolute disappointment: First, it sticks on a black screen before you can see the menu. If you try to use the task manager to abort and restart it you get the next surprise: you cannot see the task manager because the screen is still black. So you have to remember where there is the button to restart or switch off the computer. If you try to start the game once more afterwards the game starts - sometimes. I did not try the new version of Bard's Tale but started the original version. Of course I knew that it is always a problem to play an old game on a modern system. But here you must be aware of possible sudden crashes when you are out in a dungeon. As you cannot save the game when you are outside the adventurer's guild you lose everything in that case. Seeing this and the really bad control of movements makes me say: I cannot recommend the game although it has been very good in former times. There are many excellent old games on GOG. This one is not.
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Posted on: September 20, 2023
GatuGamer
Bestätigter BesitzerSpiele: 710 Rezensionen: 5
Now in SPANISH
I was waiting for this game in spanish. It's amazing. Thank you so much.
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Posted on: November 28, 2017
py.tosha
Bestätigter BesitzerSpiele: 17 Rezensionen: 1
Dead glitches
Game is fine, but on GNU/Linux sometimes arise yellow glitch and game becames slooow... I can not play in it.
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