Posted on: February 1, 2010

lakmeer

Spiele: 37 Rezensionen: 1

Shoddy

While I appreciate that the point of Postal is to not take everything so seriously, I found this game too buggy to be enjoyable. The mechanics are in the way of everything I'm attempting to do, whether I'm playing by the game's rules or just fucking about for the hell of it, I can't get over how impossibly irritating it is to control. I gave Postal 2 every chance in the world to impress me with its edgy alternativeness and it failed on a technicality. Disappointed.

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Posted on: October 21, 2020

Kot_PhD

Spiele: 205 Rezensionen: 20

So edgy you'll cut yourself on install

This is the edgiest of edge. The edgeking among edgelords. The BEST GAME EVER for your 12-year old reptile brain. This game is made of razorblades and AC/DC t-shirts. This game wears combat boots IN THE SUMMER! It would play sports in combat boots, but it doesn't play sports ever, because sports are dumb! This game doesn't brush it's teeth before bedtime. AND IT DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO WATER THE TOOTHBRUSH TO FAKE IT! What are you gonna do about that now, MOM? Feel like a 12-year old troll again. It's so amazing. Like those flash games, where you click on a thing and someone dies brutally. And then you have SEX! Awesome. The game tells you to go buy milk. Well, you can do it... IF YOU'RE A GAY PERSON! Real men don't buy milk. Real men shoot up pedestrians on the street. And they take a piss on their bodies. THIS GAME LETS YOU DO THAT! WOW. RIGHT? WOW! Watch the world BURN! Literally! Aren't you awesome now? It's amazing how much you don't care. It makes you hot. The game is like sex. I think. Probably. Definitely! I had sex, I should know this! It is like sex and feels like balloons filled with water. Relive all those cool 2003 jokes. They sure are up to date! Goddamn evegreens is what they are. This is some Jim Carrey level shit, this is goddamn George Carlin but BETTER because even Carlind didn't go there! This is Daniel fucking Tosh. Yeah, it's THAT funny! Anyone saying otherwise just doesn't get it or is too fucking weak. Fuck the clunky mechanics. Fuck the bugs. Fuck the fact that it was dated when it came out. It was never about a game. It was always about freedom, MAN! About freedom to do whatever you want. If what you want is a very limited number of gruesome things that is. You're free to do ALL OF THEM. Which game can give you the same thing? There isn't one! Offended yet? Did I offend you, snowflake? Yeah, this game isn't for you, cuck! This is for big ball gamers!

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Posted on: May 12, 2009

BrownJenkin

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Spiele: 43 Rezensionen: 8

Funny but worst than the first episode

The first postal was killing without thinking, just a massacre. Postal 2 is surely more ambitious and various, but the game is really overwhelmed by a lot of bugs and at the end after playing to it some hours it results less various than its brother. Anyway, at this price you should try it

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Posted on: September 30, 2010

thatree21

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Spiele: 240 Rezensionen: 2

MATURE MAJOR

Awesome!!! oral box for me.

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Posted on: June 17, 2014

nehpets84

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Spiele: 255 Rezensionen: 1

Warning - Unplayable on Mac

The game crashes immediately upon startup on Max OS X. I'm using a Macbook Pro, latest model, and nothing I've tried fixes it. Disappointing, but I got it on sale for $1.49 so the amount of complaining I can do is pretty limited tbh. First time I've ever had a problem with gog software. Still, wouldn't download this if you have a mac.

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