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Lula: The Sexy Empire
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Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Welcome to the erotica business!
It's your dream. You're the boss of an international erotica group with film and sound studios, a casting office, marketing department etc! But everyone has to begin at the bottom. So you start up with your attractive girlfriend in a sleepy little town in the desert. But as if that's not enough: You're almost broke and the FBI is after you, too. It's up to you to make the most of your exciting new career as a producer of erotica.
The funny erotic pictures in Lula - The Sexy Empire were created by the well-known illustrator, Carsten Wieland, and give the game its unique atmosphere. Along with the wide array of hidden gags, the innovative 3 stage playing system guarantees long-lasting fun!
- Get into the erotic movie-making business, put together storyboards, name and edit films.
- Climb the ranks of low society: start as a criminal thug on the run and become the erotica mogul of your dreams!
- Manage your ever-growing empire whether it's movies or risque boutiques!
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Spiellänge
16 hHauptspiel
24 h Hauptspiel + Nebenquests
24.5 h Komplettist
19 h Alle Spielstile
Berechnung der Spiellänge durch HowLongToBeat
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Posted on: October 10, 2015
furrykef
Bestätigter BesitzerSpiele: 236 Rezensionen: 1
The worst game I have ever played
The title of my review is not hyperbole. I've been gaming since the late 1980s and have probably played over a thousand video games, and if I had to pick one single worst game out of all of those, I would pick this one. First, make no mistake: I am one of the least prudish people you will ever meet. For example, Oglaf is one of my favorite webcomics, and it's an extremely explicit one. The problem is that nothing in this game is either funny or erotic. Despite attempts to the contrary, the only humor to be found is the unintentional kind. For instance, in the bar bathroom there's a guy urinating on the wall. This is the developers' idea of a gag. I'm laughing, but at it, not with it. Sloppiness abounds. There is occasional voice acting, but the acting is extremely flat, as though they pulled a random person off the street to read off a sheet of paper. Furthermore, the lip-synching for this alleged acting is so poor it couldn't really be called synching. Honestly, there was little enough of it that synching it properly should not be a big deal. In the second act of the game, you run an adult film studio, and you can hire various staff like secretaries, production assistants, and directors. Sounds OK, right? But the staff will appear in the appropriate rooms whether you've hired them yet or not. It's rather bizarre seeing a director's chair being occupied by a big fat ass and being told that you haven't hired a director yet. But the heart of a game is the gameplay, right? And Lula disappoints here once again. In addition to being unfunny and unsexy, the game is uninteresting. I'm running out of space for this review, so you'll have to trust me when I say it's mostly tedious and without substance. If you're the sort of person who would buy a game like Big Rigs just to see how truly stunningly bad it is, this game is for you. Otherwise, STAY THE HELL AWAY.
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Posted on: January 4, 2016
EyeNixon
Spiele: 99 Rezensionen: 26
Why
The only reason it's a good thing that this game is on this site is so that you can see how pathetic the people are that give it high ratings which in a way gives this game a reason for existing.
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Posted on: February 15, 2020
Sarxis
Spiele: 266 Rezensionen: 52
Only proves...
GoG needs a store filter. Children come here fools!
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