Posted on: March 14, 2024
Dormaul
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Yo, listen up, you nerds
I gotta tell you about this game, God of War, on freakin’ PC. It’s like when you find a hidden stash of PBRs in your grandma’s basement—unexpected, but you’re damn grateful. So let’s dive in, bros. Sony, those slick bastards, decided to drop God of War on PC. And lemme tell ya, it’s like they handed Kratos a beer bong and said, “Go wild, bro.” The PC? It’s the keg at the party. Raw power, versatility, and more frames per second than a squirrel on meth. You’ll be playing this game so smooth, it’s like you’re sliding down a greased-up stripper pole. Trust me, I’ve been there. Kratos, man. Used to be a god, now he’s a dad. His son, Atreus? Kid’s got more emotional baggage than a Tinder date. They’re on a road trip, spreading ashes like they’re at a damn barbecue. It’s like when you and your buddies pile into a beat-up van for a cross-country adventure. Kratos is the designated driver, and Atreus is the dude in the backseat who won’t stop asking, “Are we there yet?” But hey, family drama—it’s relatable shit. Now, the Leviathan Axe? That thing’s like a cross between Thor’s hammer and a frozen pizza cutter. Kratos swings it, and enemies freeze up like they just saw their ex at a party. It’s poetry, man. Atreus is all, “Dad, how are we gonna cross that gap?” And Kratos? He lifts a beam the size of a frickin’ Winnebago. It’s like watching a drunk dude move furniture after a keg party. Legendary. And shoutout to GOG, the unsung heroes of gaming. These guys are like the dudes who sneak beer into a movie theater. No DRM, no digital handcuffs—just pure, unfiltered gaming. Sony, take notes. This is how you win hearts. GOG’s got more street cred than a Wu-Tang Clan concert. So, in the grand saga of gaming, God of War is like that time you shotgunned a Four Loko and woke up with a tattoo of a dragon on your ass. It binds us, man. Transcends platforms. Sony, bring more of your catalog to PC. Let the gods walk among us, and let’s raise our axes to this mythic journey.
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