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First Kentucky, then the world!

Humans Must Answer, an old-school horizontal shoot-em-up with razor-sharp visuals, a non-stop storm of blazing projectiles, and a witty back-story, is available 33% off on GOG.com. That's only $6.66 for the first week!

For thousands of years the humankind slaughtered and devoured chickens. With ruthless bestiality, the evil inhabitants of the Solar System consumed billions of innocent poultry lives. Those blood-drenched criminals are always hungry for avian flesh and there was no stopping the genocide. Until now. Today, we fight back, for our brethren spending their lives in the horror of the human regime. For every leg, every nugget, every wing--humans must answer!

Humans Must Answer delivers the classic arcade gameplay of the space-ship shoot-em-up genre with a considerable plot twist. This time you won't be defending the Earth. You'll be the alien invader, instead. As a brave pilot of the intelligent cosmic chicken race, you'll take vengeance for all of the chickens that humankind consumed in history. Making your way through the Solar System, you'll face the human forces in frantic battle and make sure they answer for their carnivorous ways. This fantastic game coming from the people who once brought you S.T.A.L.K.E.R. may, or may not make you rethink your diet. One thing's certain: it will entertain you with its amazing looks and great gun-blazing gameplay!

If you too think that Humans Must Answer for their crimes against chickenkind, get this fantastic shoot-em-up for only $6.66 on GOG.com! That's 33% off until Thursday, July 18, at 9:59AM GMT.
Insta-bought :o)

More shmups on gog please ;)
grr so tempting, reminds me of the time spent playing Team 17's Project-X.

Will have to wait till house renovations are done.

-- EDIT The cover is utterly fab.
Post edited July 11, 2013 by tarasis
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GOG.com: With ruthless bestiality, the evil inhabitants of the Solar System consumed billions of innocent poultry lives.
With ruthless bestiality, eh?
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Yikes...
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GOG.com: With ruthless bestiality, the evil inhabitants of the Solar System consumed billions of innocent poultry lives.
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jheminger: With ruthless bestiality, eh?
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Yikes...
ROFL!!!!
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tarasis: reminds me of the time spent playing Team 17's Project-X.
I hope we'll get that one sooner or later. They made a DOS version for it, after all.
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jheminger: With ruthless bestiality, eh?
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Yikes...
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SpiderFighter: ROFL!!!!
Unspeakable, hideous crimes! Unspeakable!!!
Wishlisted!
How is the length on this one? Does it have a sort of continuation mode like in Jets'N'Guns, where you can start from the beginning after you finish it and get some new stuff etc, with badder enemies and all?
Insta insta. ; D
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tarasis: reminds me of the time spent playing Team 17's Project-X.
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mistermumbles: I hope we'll get that one sooner or later. They made a DOS version for it, after all.
That I never knew, I played it on the Amiga (on my lowly Amiga 500, 1MB of ram :) ). It appearing would be cool.
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GOG.com: With ruthless bestiality, the evil inhabitants of the Solar System consumed billions of innocent poultry lives.
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jheminger: With ruthless bestiality, eh?
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Yikes...
Well, you have to strangle the cock somehow.
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SpiderFighter: ROFL!!!!
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G-Doc: Unspeakable, hideous crimes! Unspeakable!!!
You've got the wrong community here to avoid the pitfalls of an unfortunately multifaceted word...

why is it the legal definition is the most depraved? figures.

For thousands of years the humankind slauthered and devoured chickens.
I'm surprised nobody caught this yet, usually typos are mentioned on the second or third post heh.

Nice release, it looks interesting. Unfortunately I only have 256mb of VRAM.
Post edited July 11, 2013 by CrowTRobo
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GOG.com: With ruthless bestiality, the evil inhabitants of the Solar System consumed billions of innocent poultry lives.
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jheminger: With ruthless bestiality, eh?
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Yikes...
There's plain ol' vanilla bestiality, and then there's RUTHLESS bestiality. Whole different animal. Ahem.

:)
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jheminger: With ruthless bestiality, eh?
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Yikes...
That totally makes sense. I mean, what more could we do to those poor chickens that we're not doing already to push them over the edge?

Billions eh? Those guys must have kept really busy...

Nice catch btw. I bet whoever wrote that paragraph wishes he/she had caught it too :P.
Post edited July 12, 2013 by Magnitus