Posted July 11, 2015
Telika: Also, gotta love how whenever one movie occasionally has a female lead, it's "because of feminism", and trillion movies with their carbon copies action man heroes are just some undescript default.
Long boring post, beware. :P I saw a great horror/comedy movie a few years ago that pulled off a hilarious bit with this. The movie is basically just about a bunch of people in a bar barricading themselves against vampire attack and every time a new character is introduced it shows a still along with name and odds of survival.
Well the vampires are killing left and right, there is no hope, and all of a sudden this big bag Duke Nukem looking guy charges in. He is announced as "Bad Ass Hero; Odds of Survival: PRETTY DAMN GOOD!". So before he can get a shot off, a vampire hits him from behind and takes his head clean off. XD Immediately that vampire explodes and in walks this girl with a still smoking shotgun. The caption, "Bad Ass' Girlfriend; Odds of Survival: hopefully better than her boyfriend". Needless to say she kills everything undead and saves the day.