^ banned, because sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't

^ Banned for being an Almond Joy

Banned for playing with your joystick in public.

Banned because if you didn't want that to happen, you shouldn't have put out an Atari 2600 for public display.

Banned for drinking Pensacola.

Banned harshly and semi-permanently..

Banned for cruel and unusual punishment.

Banned for kind and ordinary punishment.

^ banned for unrestrained, sadistic punishment

Banned for rewarding someone who should have been punished instead.

^ banned, because I agree with your statement; therefore, I am punishing and banning you and taking back said reward

Banned because you must want me to do the same to you, for the same reason, lest you be a hypocrite, and I'm generously giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming that you're not.

Banned for using coffee to stay away during crimes. This means you were resisting a rest.

?BAND?

iBanned for not turning the first ? upside-down!