So come and tell me how much awesomely macho I am!

Do you disagree? Huh, huh? Or do you think you're more manly?

If yes, post your pictures of bearded Viking warriors here! Or other macho photos of yourselves!

Aaaaargh!

Have you been drinking Old Spice again?

Why, yes of course, dear Sir! One bottle per day, keeps the sissiness away!

post pics of your skirt.

XD +1

I don't actually own a single skirt at home. I can wear a towel as an improvised toga/dress/grass skirt though. ;)

Please evaluate against the following criteria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1mryKqvT8

i'll pick the grass skirt then >_>

It doesn't work that way. You've gotta post the first one to prove your own manliness before anyone else considers competing. :P

I love the music. There's nothing like 80s rock! Yeah! You understand it's still a green towel, it'll just be from waist to knees, right? Compared to a towel draped over you like a yoga, or tied up at the chest and ending somewhere above the knees like a dress (aka the normal way).

mmmm. kay. yea. definitely the grass skirt. although i would prefer the "skirt" to be shredded and distressed.

Film was 1997 (Orgazmo), well worth a watch.

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dont we have drunkass thread, i remember posting something there boozed up

If you remember you weren't boozed up. :P