Posted December 12, 2018
OdanUrr: You should have patience.
They're almost here.
Reddit told of their return.
Their retreat was merely a delay...
To the time after our wallets replenished...
When the Sons of Internet would spend their own money.
But no one wanted to believe-
believe they'd even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns,
it dawns in bank statements!
*Uruguay's National Anthem starts playing.*They're almost here.
Reddit told of their return.
Their retreat was merely a delay...
To the time after our wallets replenished...
When the Sons of Internet would spend their own money.
But no one wanted to believe-
believe they'd even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns,
it dawns in bank statements!