Posted May 29, 2015
Sachys: thats because the hardware store clerks are the ones that find the fresh bodies to feed the civil servants - they want your body!
...and your soul for the tax man!
Then I don't think our hardware store clerks are doing a very good job feeding them. The civil servants are all dreary eyed, and clearly malnourished because they always take 2 hour lunchbreaks. Also they always sort of shut off 2 hours before closing time at which point they just stare at you with completely blank expressions. Also, they chew gum constantly. So yes, either the clerks aren't feeding them, or they're aliens from Mars...and your soul for the tax man!
Post edited May 29, 2015 by Matewis