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Posted January 28, 2015
You are standing in a magical land where anything is possible. There are large mountains in the distance, a tall waterfall, immense forests to the sides, some other nondescript shit, etc. I'm standing in front of you. You just insulted my Guacamole recipe, and in retaliation, I hit you in the face with a shovel, thus reducing the total number of teeth within your mouth.

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(That's your cue)
Posted January 28, 2015
>Look
Posted January 28, 2015
>Get ye flask!
Posted January 28, 2015
>Look

The same shit I just described in the previous post.

>Get ye flask!

Where is this coming from? Did I say you had a flask? Well I guess I did say anything was possible. Alright, fine, a flask materializes out of nowhere. What do you want to do with it?

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Posted January 28, 2015
>go west!
Posted January 28, 2015
>inventory
Posted January 28, 2015
>Save
Posted January 28, 2015
>give flask to Gorn
Posted January 28, 2015
>go west!

You are now in the forest. There is a deer that gives you a rather flirtatious glance.

>inventory

You are holding:

flask
your right eyeball
20-gauge shotgun
12-gauge shells
a 700-foot yacht
a filthy magazine (covered in soy sauce) - you should be ashamed of yourself!

>Save

Your progress is recorded in the cloud. Please contact the NSA if you need assistance.

>give flask to Gorn

Who the fuck is Gorn?
Posted January 28, 2015
>Show a filthy magazine to a deer
Posted January 28, 2015
>Take a swig from the flask and watch how the deer reacts to the filthy mag
Post edited January 28, 2015 by XYCat
Posted January 28, 2015
>Show a filthy magazine to a deer

The deer looks at the magazine. It's eyes bulge out of its head and it starts panting. Then it licks the soy sauce (because deer are turned on the salty things - hence all the salt licks), and ejaculates on your face. You scrape it off and put it into your flask.

(Edit - didn't see XYCat's post)

>Take a swig from the flask and watch how the deer reacts to the filthy mag

You drink the deer's cum, and the deer reacts the same way again, thereby refilling your supply.

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Post edited January 28, 2015 by HeresMyAccount
Posted January 28, 2015
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HeresMyAccount: >Show a filthy magazine to a deer

The deer looks at the magazine. It's eyes bulge out of its head and it starts panting. Then it licks the soy sauce (because deer are turned on the salty things - hence all the salt licks), and ejaculates on your face. You scrape it off and put it into your flask.

(Edit - didn't see XYCat's post)

>Take a swig from the flask and watch how the deer reacts to the filthy mag

You drink the deer's cum, and the deer reacts the same way again, thereby refilling your supply.

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lol dude, what's with the pervy stuff?
Posted January 28, 2015
I dunno, it was a "filthy magazine" so it seemed fitting.

And you drank from the flask after the deer already filled it, so what do you expect?
Posted January 28, 2015
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HeresMyAccount: I dunno, it was a "filthy magazine" so it seemed fitting.

And you drank from the flask after the deer already filled it, so what do you expect?
I drank from the flask before that even happened.
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