never melt your ice cream just to drink it.
Ice cream soup might be nice but ice cream better.

Never restrict your ice cream intake to Sundaes because any day of the week is great for such a frozen delight.

Web site design:

Don't ever use JavaScript to interfere with the normal functioning of the interface. (In particular, don't ever modify the way scrolling works, and don't ever prevent copying or modify the user's clipboard; such behavior is hostile to the user, and can interfere with accessibility tools.)

Don't ever use JavaScript when HTML and/or CSS will suffice.

Do not mix watermelon with wine.

Never choose light beer over stout.

Never underestimate the power of a positive attitude and a strong drive to accomplish something worthwhile.

Never tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind or mess around with Jim.

Similarly, don't underestimate the power of a positive attitude and a strong drive to accomplish something malicious.

Never tell to a girl, what her best friend (also girl) was telling to others, behind her back!

My eyeee

Never turn down the opportunity to become a one-eyed pirate,

Never, if you are a pirate, user the moniker, (one-eyed Willy).

Never ask the girl you're about to court her age. Unless, you're not certain about the legality of your intent.

Never, if you value your life, rummage through the purse, handbag, clutch or similar portable storage device of a woman.

If you do make sure she never sees you do it.

Wait what if she says she's 18 but she's actually 12.