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Posted November 13, 2018
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richlind33: Think of something that gets you hard. Like Nancy Pelosi. Or brussels sprouts. ;p
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fortune_p_dawg: i do not know who nancy pelosi is, however i do know thing or two about roasting a mean pan of sprouts.

edit: just googled that nancy lady, and she is quite fugly, tho i have seen worse
Here's an older pic from back when the nip & tuck worked a little magic. ;p
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Posted November 13, 2018
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fortune_p_dawg: i do not know who nancy pelosi is, however i do know thing or two about roasting a mean pan of sprouts.

edit: just googled that nancy lady, and she is quite fugly, tho i have seen worse
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richlind33: Here's an older pic from back when the nip & tuck worked a little magic. ;p
dude i almost jumped out of my skin when i opened that lol.

looks kinda like the murder she wrote lady
Post edited November 13, 2018 by fortune_p_dawg
Posted November 13, 2018
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richlind33: Here's an older pic from back when the nip & tuck worked a little magic. ;p
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fortune_p_dawg: dude i almost jumped out of my skin when i opened that lol.

looks kinda like the murder she wrote lady
Who loves ya, baby? ;p
Posted November 13, 2018
Of course, the problem might be even worse:
You finally get to a toilet...and find that your prostate simply won't let you relieve the pressure.
Posted November 13, 2018
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Braggadar: Of course, the problem might be even worse:
You finally get to a toilet...and find that your prostate simply won't let you relieve the pressure.
the otherworldly horror of such a situation will be in the back of my mind for all eternity.

i thank you
Posted November 13, 2018
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Braggadar: Of course, the problem might be even worse:
You finally get to a toilet...and find that your prostate simply won't let you relieve the pressure.
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fortune_p_dawg: the otherworldly horror of such a situation will be in the back of my mind for all eternity.

i thank you
Just consider it a cautionary tale for men: Don't take "Mr Prostate" or the "Kidney Twins" for granted. Our bodies weren't designed for "public sanitation" in mind, so if ou need to pee, be kind to your urinary system and try to solve it asap.

This public service annoncement is brought to you by the letter P.
Posted November 13, 2018
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richlind33: Think of something that gets you hard. Like Nancy Pelosi. Or brussels sprouts. ;p
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Tauto: Maxine,does it for me.
Maxine looks human.
Posted November 13, 2018
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Tauto: Maxine,does it for me.
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richlind33: Maxine looks human.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah,riiiiiiiight!
Posted November 13, 2018
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richlind33: Maxine looks human.
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Tauto: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah,riiiiiiiight!
Nancy looks like she belongs in Madame Tussauds wax museum. She's looked like that for decades. The botox "look".
Posted November 13, 2018
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HereForTheBeer: As a road warrior of 20+ years, I have a bladder of iron with a titanium, uh, pee valve thingy. When traveling, my bladder gets emptied only when the gas tank gets filled. Was a challenge last week when the rental car turned out to have about a 7-hour range.
I have read that actually reduces your bladders ability to hold the flow as it were. Though I think it was talking about younger subjects, stretching instead of strengthening before fully developed.
Posted November 13, 2018
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Oddeus: Don´t you have emergency bottles? That´s basic equipment for every car.
Not an option for me!
Posted November 13, 2018
You are too old, you should easily refrain from peeing for at least other 3-4 hours.
Posted November 13, 2018
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HereForTheBeer: As a road warrior of 20+ years, I have a bladder of iron with a titanium, uh, pee valve thingy. When traveling, my bladder gets emptied only when the gas tank gets filled. Was a challenge last week when the rental car turned out to have about a 7-hour range.
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muttly13: I have read that actually reduces your bladders ability to hold the flow as it were. Though I think it was talking about younger subjects, stretching instead of strengthening before fully developed.
Oh, I'm sure it's not that good for me. Then again, 5 or 6 hours isn't the end of the world. 24 hours? That would be a big problem I imagine.

For what it's worth, my old man bladder makes up for it every night - 3 or 4 trips minimum. Haha.
Posted November 13, 2018
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fortune_p_dawg: i do not know who nancy pelosi is, however i do know thing or two about roasting a mean pan of sprouts.

edit: just googled that nancy lady, and she is quite fugly, tho i have seen worse
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richlind33: They're good with bacon!
Nancy Baconosi.
Posted November 13, 2018
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richlind33: They're good with bacon!
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chevkoch: Nancy Baconosi.
Bringing home the bacon is what she does best!
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