That one is pretty standard and one of the reasons I asked not to have those emails delivered into my inbox.

Damn, why is that random YouTube celebrity promoting and recommending games to me, I don't even know who this is. Please keep your dodgy shameless advertising away from me.

I didn't visit the site for a week and missed the freebie because of that. That's totally unfair. Why don't you treat all your customers equally and don't give advantage to those that visit the site on a daily base.

Also why don't I get another game, if I already own the freebie.

I'm seriously disappointed at the lack of GOG Connect games. I demand free stuff at all times forever! It's the least I deserve.

I'm going to write a letter to the Times.

Why is there no separate sales page? That is just a link to the catalogue with some filter settings...

No GOG Connect? Meh...

The new catalogue view is so bad... / The auto play is bad...

Where are Skyrim and Bioshock? Meh...

Only half of my wishlist is discounted. Meh...

Why is Teenagent 2 only discounted by 80%? It is 81% on Steam. Meh...

No mention of Linux. Meh...

I clicked on "Get the freebie" almost 2 minutes ago and it still is not in my library / I haven't received the confirmation e-mail yet...

Why are so many games not marked as "In library" yet? Meh...

The countdown is off by almost 5 minutes...

Not a sale again...

GOG Connect isn't connecting.

My wishlisted games are on sale but still cost more than $1!

And why don't the games come with Steam keys??

Why doesn't GOG Connect work with my Epic store account????

Where is Witcher 1 1/2?

Tell me about it. 90% off? Please. I don't buy games unless they're at least 99% off.

...

Once upon a time,
I used to rhyme,
I got games to play,
From blizzard and EA,
CD with keys to install
on machines not too tall.

The games ran well enough
being young i was more patient
but i realize now the games sucked.

Then came GoG to the land,
Old memories to recall from bland,
oh the great 320 resolutions,
blocky as they are,
with CGA and VGA in fusions.
A mere 256 colors they were,
made with a palette that served,
Starcraft and Diablo were the finest,
unless Final Fantasy seven was on the list.

But GoG has made me unhappy,
a bit with sales, but the website is shabby
FireFox 14 won't work anymore,
So bloated browsers are needed for the store.

Now comes Christmas time,
where infinite copies of a game
cost less than a dime
transferred via copper and zinc,
through the Ethernet to the motherboard
and finally to my link.

But i will probably stay away,
i'll get my games,
some other way.

Oh, that would be hilarious!

I got Skyrim for five bucks,now that's a Sale!

I spit my Heretical Hexes at you once again GOG.

But I understand that they want to keep it as a running meme. GOG would not be the same without it.

Why isn't Blade of Darkness discounted?
In fact, it isn't even for sale at all. 0/10, worst sale ever.