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itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
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Tired of the easy to use, pleasent on the eyes look of your library? Are all the cool kids with the newest tablets and smartphones laughing at your PC friendly design? Want to join the world of boring, colorless tiles, but you don't know how?

Well worry no longer!

The new Gog Library is here! It's all a part of our "it's the only place to get games DRM-free, so what are you gonna do?" package that also includes a ton of social features and and a new client that you don't want to use, and none of the features you would like to see return!

Oh, but how is such a miracle of technology possible you may ask? Why, WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!