Og'rialt smiles to himself. That should have fooled the shadowy ringmaster! Now I can finally move about without attracting attention. Time to get closer to his seat and get on with investigating what he's really up to here!

Also... Powerbomb defeated Axela, but MOAMIL has bested Powerbomb! What will happen next?

Hopefully some pigeons survived and can rebuild Axela.
gj bomb at least it wasnt by the gaze of MOAMIL

It's a shame we weren't able to see a third round between Axela and the Mother of All Mothers in Law, but I couldn't begrudge Powerbomb for killing the lighthouse because he was probably instructed by his manager to do so. I'd say it is a good thing he's a pie now, as even in defeat he still is an unrivalled explosion (of flavour).

And lest we forget, the lighthouse managed to survive two rounds against the gorgonian gaze of the Mother of All Mothers in Law. Unparalleled feat so far and deserving of another heroic farewell.

Even the lighthouse cannot stand up to that witch! Mother of All Mothers in Law is cleaning house. I can almost hear JR's voice commentating on the fight. BAH GAWD KING!

My money is now on Mother of All Mothers in Law.

And the funniest line in the whole fight is..."Powerbomb is a pie."

this is why there should have been a power limit for the contestants
MOAMIL should never have been allowed in ,her power has no limits.Now I bet she will defeat everyone.

Not so smug now, are we? Have some bitter ale lighthouse. It helps. Bwahahaha!

(what a way to go!)

"Seems I'm getting slow these days.. Hey, you there, get me some beer!"
Borzoi nurses his pride with a fine lager

That fight with the Lighthouse and Mother of Mother in-laws did not disappoint. I was on the edge of my seat reading each line to see what would happen. I cheered when Og'rialt showed up and was saddened when he was defeated. I thought for sure he would defeat the pair. But it was Powerbomb's explosive attack that finally ended the Lighthouse's reign. Too bad MOAMIL now turned the bomb into a pie. I bet she's going to use him as a pie bomb on someone for the next round. Right now MOAMIL is the new super boss to defeat. She could even upset Jack the Knack's position as longest surviving combatant.


Ben Kii Nobi's supposed alliance has crumbled. Both the mage and dwarf had been defeated in combat. The most powerful combatant in the arena known as "The Mother of All Mother In-Laws" has single handily defeated some of the most powerful opponents with nothing more than her gaze. It is quite possible that her power may be greater than the Force itself. Ben Kii Nobi plans to acquire more information on this villain in order to defeat her in the coming fight. So far he has gathered that her 'Kryptonite' may be kindness. He will be studying the fights to look for additional vulnerabilities.

Don't forget osteoporosis. If only there were something tiny and innocuous she could slip on and break her hip...

Go Mother of Mother-in-Law!

Round 3 continued...

(36) Will and Smith slowly walks towards the ring while appearing to be arguing with himself. He is a curious sight as in his right hand he carries a smiths hammer melded to an anvil while in his left hand is a sharp dagger.
He whines "How can I make the perfect weapon when my hammer and anvil are melded together?" he then answers himself in a raspier voice "Perhaps if we were to cut ourselves a bit it will help us think?".

* DICE ROLL *
Mother of All Mothers in Law rolls 11
Will and Smith rolls 10

As W&S enters the ring Mother of All Mothers in Law cocks an eyebrow and looks at her special pie that is trying to form itself into something else. She quips "At least you get to go out with a bang!" and laughs while throwing the pie.
W&S crouches behind the anvil as the pie hits and explodes with a mighty bang. W&S take a few minor cuts which seems to both pain and excite him.

Powerbomb is now seated and patting himself down to make sure nothing is missing.

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The alien assassin (90) Loxyklokyytx has stealthily made his way into the ring without anyone noticing.

*ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL*
Mother of All Mothers in Law attacks Loxyklokyytx
Loxyklokyytx attacks Mother of All Mothers in Law
Will and Smith attacks Loxyklokyytx

* DICE ROLL *
Mother of All Mothers in Law rolls 5
Loxyklokyytx rolls 6

Loxyklokyytx sneaks up on Mother and sweeps her legs from under her, sending her crashing to the canvas. He warily eyes what he perceives to be a blabbering fool holding an anvil of all things.

* DICE ROLL *
Will and Smith rolls 3
Loxyklokyytx rolls 9

Will and Smith run at the assassin dragging the anvil with them and swinging it to smash into his head with a sickening thud. Only it wasn't Loxyklokyytx whose head just got smashed in but Will and Smith's as the aliens innate ability to swap places with a deadly adversary kicked in.
Will and Smith eyes roll up into his battered head as he lets out a faint "That felt so good..." then collapses to the canvas.

Will and Smith is sitting on his own having an argument with himself.

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The evil art historian (42) Pat Ronizing walks up to the ring and just before she climbs in she throws her head back to let out a little laugh "Muhahahahaha!"

*ATTACK ORDER DICE ROLL*
Pat Ronizing attacks Loxyklokyytx
Mother of All Mothers in Law attacks Pat Ronizing
Loxyklokyytx attacks Pat Ronizing

* DICE ROLL *
Pat Ronizing rolls 7
Loxyklokyytx rolls 7

Loxyklokyytx whips out a laser gun and fires at Pat but she manages to dive to one side just in time and starts to rummage through her art collection for a suitable response.

Mother of All Mothers in Law rolls 9
Pat Ronizing rolls 12

The presence of Mother of All Mothers in Law looms large behind Pat and the soul destroying monologue starts up "That is no job for a lady, you should be at hom..."
Pat knows she doesn't have much time but smiles as she finds the perfect painting to share with the old crone.

Pat Ronizing yanks the painting from her bag and raises it to Mother of All Mothers in Law face "Do you see anything of yourself in this masterpiece?"
The painting is Medusa by Caravaggio of some obscure little planet called Earth.
Mother of All Mothers in Law mouth drops open as the snakes move in the painting and the head locks eyes with her.

With an air of satisfaction Pat Ronizing, puts the painting back in her bag as the stone statue of Mother of All Mothers in Law looks on wordlessly.

Mother of All Mothers in Law is now in the crowd watching the remaining fights with a face like thunder.

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A cheery Canadian non-fishing fisherman called (25) Gerald of Red Deer makes his way down to the ring. "How ya doing?" he calls out.

Damn, Mother of All Mothers in Law got a taste of her own medicine.

And Loxyklokyytx joined the fray! A bit too soon, but he'll do his best.
Phew, he survived the strongest foe of them all, Mother of All Mothers in Law! XD

One of the prime evils - Mother of All Mothers in Law - has been vanquished.
Happy days of other prime evils will soon end as she rejoins them. Poor chaps.