*g* Thanks. I've put links to the two old threads in appropriate places in my opening post here in the thread - I think that'll suffice. :)

Well, it's probably better than staying in the arena with that sight and other ... dangling ... um, yeah.


ROFL!! The fights are hilarious, but the cat fights may be my faves so far. That's one mage that's learned - you never, NEVER pull a kitten's tail! ;)

Cool, I'll make sure to add the link. :)

Perfect, I'll format it that way on the website. :)

Fight 51

A quiet buzzing grows ever louder as (94) H4096 enters the arena. Comprising of 4,096 cyber hornets, they come from all directions before forming into the shape of a giant crab and doing some gymnastics to entertain the crowd.
Opposite is (16) Jafs, a regular human save for the ability to stop time for 10 seconds.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
H4096 rolls 8
Jafs rolls 9

The hornet-crab half scuttles, half flies towards Jafs but the human has other ideas. With a click of his fingers he freezes time before running behind the nearest pillar where he has hidden a giant fly swatter. Knowing he only has seconds to act, Jafs starts smacking away sending dozens of cyber hornets crashing to the ground.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
H4096 rolls 11
Jafs rolls 5

Unfortunately for Jafs, the destroyed hornets are quickly replaced with replicas. H4096 grabs him in its pincers, slicing him in half. It then proceeds to juggle the two halves much to the amusement of the crowd.

H4096 disperses and leaves the arena.
Jafs is getting drunk in the tavern.

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Fight 52

(53) Eiden, a nimble hunter from a small village darts into the arena, crossbow at the ready.
Nervously, (70) Random John Doe enters from the right wishing he was sat at home in front of his computer. Seeing Eiden, john lets out a little squeal and hides behind a pillar.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Eiden rolls 8
Random John Doe 7

Eiden zips round the other side of the pillar, kicking John up the backside and sending him sprawling. As John tries to stand the hunter somersaults over him before sweeping his legs away from behind, sending him crashing back to the ground.

* DICE ROLL *
Eiden rolls 10
Random John Doe rolls 6

Eiden props John up against the pillar and puts an apple atop his head, "don't move" he says. Random John Doe wets himself.
Eiden steps back, takes aim with his crossbow and smiles. He lowers his aim and shoots Random John Doe in the left eye, dropping him dead to the ground.

The crowd erupts with joy and Eiden bow before sprinting out the left gate.
Random John Doe is in the tavern playing on the arcade machine.

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Fight 53

(52) Cicada Buzz the anti-social, pizza loving, puzzle expert enters the arena.
Leaning against a pillar is (65) Peagor, a 12 cm tall PEZ dispenser/ cork gun hybrid.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Cicada Buzz rolls 5
Peagor rolls 5

Cicada Buzz walks forward towards the far gate looking for his opponent.
Peagor yells out "Oi, where do you thing you're going!?" Before shooting a chick pea and bouncing it off the back of Cicada's head to get his attention.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
Cicada Buzz rolls 11
Peagor rolls 2

Cicada Buzz wrinkles his nose at a nasty smell and spins around to spot Peagor glaring up at him. "You know, I'm feeling a wee bit peckish". Cicada grabs the protesting PEZ dispenser and jams it into the middle of a pizza pocket. Peagor tries to find an opening through all the cheese and tomato sauce to open fire but instead screams in pain as Cicada crunches down.

Cicada wipes his mouth, proclaiming "that was some good pizza" before walking out of the arena.
Peagor is in the tavern firing chick peas to try to keep an annoying mosquito away.

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Fight 54

Black clouds gather over the arena sending lightening bolts crashing to the ground. When the smoke clears, (83) Electroman is stood in its place.
He faces (90) Loxyklokyytx an alien assassin with the involuntary power to instantly swap places with his enemy.
Loxyklokyytx raises the middle three fingers of his seven fingered hand towards his opponent, which is a very rude gesture for his species.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Electroman rolls 4
Loxyklokyytx rolls 9

Electroman snarls and calls forth the black clouds again, directing all their combined lightening towards the area where his alien foe stands. The lightening smashes the pillar in the target area, chunks of masonry crushing the hapless creature below.
That creature being Electroman himself as Loxyklokyytx swapped places just before the lightening struck.

The Alien assassin looks at the bloody remains, snickering, before leaving the arena through the left gate.
Electroman is in the tavern, electricity dancing around him, hoping to zap an annoying mosquito that has just bitten him.

woo death!!

*edit*
couldn't attach an image, don't mind me enjoy the fights ;)

The forum interface doesn't mention it, but each picture you attach can have a size no higher than 500 kb (2 MB is the total of all pics attached to the post). And they can only be a few formats (jpg, png and perhaps a few more).

3 more fights to go and we're on to the second round! The Mother of Mother in Laws versus Mr. Nice Guy. Let's go!

Yes, my turn finally!
And my character survived!
And he managed to use his weird power.
I'm satisfied hehe.

Sorry Electroman :P

** NEW GAMES ADDED **

Feel free to update your original posts if any are of interest to you. Also for those that haven't done so already, if you put the games you have entered for in preferential order, I find it helpful.

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus Digital Deluxe Edition
Kingdom Come: Deliverance Royal Edition
art of rally
Batbarian: Testament of the Primordials
Monster Train
Desperados III Digital Deluxe Edition
Destroy All Humans!

I'm constantly getting confused with time-lines and such; was this before or after he started selling himself here in Norway?

He probably entered the arena when he realized he couldn't compete in the big[mac] league...

ah ok, thank you - I just saw the 2mb in the corner and thought it should be fine, then I'll try again later

Certainly after. Once Jafs realised that fighting doesn't favour his luck, he went on to the food business.

Oh, btw, burgers on the tavern are on Jafs. Please enjoy!!

I'm glad he finally found his passion... SubSub and I are certainly not complaining ;)

Thank you!

(Well, I eat while he enjoys eurodance and some bolts of "Energy". The other day I almost caught him hugging the jukebox.)

You are spoiling us beyond repair, but you know that :)