he's not an actively Pirate, Only a passive pirate :P

Can't discern between pirates and Landlubbers. Hello, i am... arr, were, a pirate before!

Gave up on seafood dishes along with his piracy. He's still going hard on rum though.

Divines out half the truth. I don't like seafood, yes, i am no longer pirating, yes, but i don't drink (anymore, since quite a few years in a row).

Has a messiah complex.

Was Frozen Today.

hates time travel, as it always messes with his DNA

This hybrid knows from bad experience how messed DNA feels.

Accuses others of being hybrids based purely on weak, circumstantial evidence.

Doesn't know that I'm GOG's only Alien/Human hybrid

W̶e̶ The others are mostly in disguise. You can find several breeds here, some are "Mostly Dog" or consist of "Beer and Pizza", you'll even find green nose-pickers with pink ears.

is too old to type his posts through the keyboard, so he uses speech recognition software

Is obsessed with a pair of glasses.

Is obsessed with girls wearing glasses!

resembles the MGM lion as a kitten