Was spying on me when i was playing it in arcades; i sucked indeed (in Soul Caliber 2)

^ Wears green underpants only when wearing yellow socks.

^ Is a secret fashionista, so watch out for those clashing/accidental colors that might become observed.

[nice2cu]

^ Aspired to become a renowned mosaic artist but it remained only a dream, in spite their efforts; never understood why having sausage fingers was an insurmountable obstacle.

[nice to see you too]

Can hardly see you, it's so dark outside (and cold).

he wears always a japanese schoolgirl uniform while watching his anime collection

Yaoi! Heeelp!!!

^ Sleeps wearing a red flannel union suit, even in the summer.

^ Has given up on Keeping up with the Kardashians and has decided instead to Commiserate with the Cardassians.

Plots something sinister late at night; probably some cyber terrorism...

^Is an insomniac terrorist sleeper cell.

wears a fake beard made of hair that fell out over the years from his head

Doesn't remove the glasses even though sees perfectly without them.

^ Is a big fan of Boy George and Rick Ashley.

^Is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down and looks smashing in a bowler hat!!