^ Is a Secret to Everyone

Eats his own kind as fish sandwhiches, beer-battered and slathered in tartar sauce to try to mask the flavor/pain of his kin.

he is an illegitimate son of george w bush

^ is the sperm from GWB that didnt get to fertilise an egg! Is now angry about it.

what does gwb mean? maybe google web browser?

is lactose intolerant, yet eats cheese regularly. why do you torture yourself, why?

^ Is made entirely out of clam chowder.

^Is actually the pin from Watchman's The Comedian's vest, which became sentient following his death and instead of a smileyface is now an apathyface.

^Enjoys longgggg sentences and short walks on the beach.

is a spy from north korea

^ gonna get stomped by primate activists

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^Is potassium intolerant.

^ loves animals

^ is out of canned tuna fish

^ Once stroked a tuna for three weeks trying to get it in a can, but wound up asking gandalf.nho for some to put on a cracker.

Edit: <sp>; gender neutral thing. Must be fun to learn a language now, der, die, but das for every fucking thing. It isn't global warming that is making our hurricanes unpredictable, it is gender confusion!