^ wears a (green) niqab everywhere else

^doesn't need a swimsuit as he has green reptile scales.

^can win Connect 4 in 3 moves

^Secretly prefers watching The Notebook over Star Wars.

Is eagerly anticipating the sequel.....The Binder

^ Loves watching paint dry.

^ is currently flaking, peeling and covered in turps

^currently has 342 teeth

^Broke into dentist's office

^ is a discredited gerontology professor.

^ his name is really ShaolinsKunk (i saw his passport)

^real name is Iam AnEvil GoggerInator

^ knows where the four cities of The Annunaki is located

^ knows where El Dorado (the "Lost City of Gold") is located and is relentlessly pursued by an international gang of criminals because of that knowledge

^ wants everyone to try & find El Dorado in South America, when he actually knows El Dorado & Atlantis are the same thing & intends to travel to the Atlantic ocean to find it & keep all the riches for himself to further his own nefarious goals of death & destruction.

^ knows too much and is forcing me to consider of "terminate" him