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NOW HEAR THIS!
NOW HEAR THIS!


Fellow GOGlodytes,

In 2013, we set up a temporary giveaway to fill the void left by the departure of various regular gifters on this forum, and to honour both them and other missing GOGlodytes. As time has passed, it has become apparent that this giveaway is no longer temporary, but a more permanent fixture.

As you all know, we have issued order 66.

ORDER 66: In the event of Jedi officers acting against the interests of the Republic, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the Supreme Commander (Chancellor), GAR commanders will remove those officers by lethal force, and command of the GAR will revert to the Supreme Commander (Chancellor) until a new command structure is established.

However it would appear localised Jedi have forseen this through their force powers and are using mind tricks aginst you. It will be unclear to you whether anyone on this field of combat is friend or foe. You only get to take one shot, so make it count and eliminate ALL of the Jedi!

As speakchimp for The SIGIL, Sachys will give you further details as to your duties.

The Sigil
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So... as you have just heard, you are to eliminate all of the Jedi, but are hampered by them using Jedi mind tricks against you.

You must carefully decide which of the other combatants on this field are Jedi and take your single shot. I expect a full report of your observations as you line up your sights.*

Hopefully by process of elimination - some of you will survive this, and not the traitorous Jedi! **

Those who excel will recieve a medal of accomplishement ***

* Example:
"I have (another user who has posted) in my sights - I know they must be a Jedi - they don't even look at the Twi'lek dancers in the cantina!"
** random.org will be used to determine the survivors
*** Please name your choice of ANY single Star Wars game on GOG when entering! :D



RULES OF QUALIFICATION FOR ENTRY:
* This is a simple lottery - one person, one entry. Entries for anyone other than yourself and your own personal gaming enjoyment will not be counted.
* All entrants must have an avatar and something other than "new user" as their "forum title".
The title can be changed , and the avatar [url=https://secure.gog.com/account/settings]HERE.
* Due to some past (and possibly ongoing) scam activity, users with punctuation in their forum name are no longer accepted for entry. We realise this is a pain for many genuine regulars, but in an effort to prevent further scamming and deter this flaw being utilised against you good GOGlodytes in the future, we have decided it for the best. Please contact support to change your name. We also kindly ask other regular gifters who participate upon the forums with their own giveaways with that in mind.
* Entries not adhering to these requirements will not qualify.
ENTRIES CLOSE SOMETIME ON OR BEFORE WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 12th
Post edited February 05, 2015 by Sachys
Oh shit, Sachys dropped acid again.
What's that R2? beep-beepity-beep-beep! You're saying Sachy's lost his hat again? :P
Dude if thats acid I wanna know which one it is =))
Post edited February 04, 2015 by Elrinda
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Sachys: Please do not adjust your tinfoil hats!
Are you with THEM ?

*adjusts hat*
Oooh, an extermination order! I'm all ears and tinfoil antennae!
Post edited February 04, 2015 by Spinorial
What do you mean I don't support your system?

I go to court when I have to.
My tinfoil hat is a little itchy. Can I adjust it just a little? Please?
Tin foil hat prepared.
Should we be expecting wave after wave of cannon fodder--I mean Stormtroopers?
tinfoil hat? what's that if your a mad hatter?
No trust in tinfoil. Brought my solid Iron head model. Code name Bucket. Ready and well.
"dutifully puts on tin foil hat"

I'M READY.
ok, I put my tinfoil hat on and I'm already hearing it
it goes something like this
Post edited February 04, 2015 by XYCat
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Sachys: Please do not adjust your tinfoil hats!
Sorry! I got so excited that I ate it.
Post edited February 05, 2015 by DeMignon