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General discussion"One Finger Death Punch" is not on GOG. Why?(64 posts)solved(64 posts)solved
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Posted April 11, 2019
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fronzelneekburm: Two years and untold numbers of utterly mediocre (or - in some cases - straight-up awful) indie releases later and I'm still left with the same question: Why is this not on gog?

Why can we not have nice things?
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DoomSooth: Looks like the sequel won't be coming here either. It was also rejected.

I love you, GOG, but you're wrong about the One Finger Death Punch games. Reconsider.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

You got a link to any official statement that it was rejected?

Goddamn, gog's "curation" is so fucking retarded... It's so frustrating, they've been knocking it out of the park with the classic releases, but their indie releases are headdesk-levels of moronic.
Posted April 11, 2019
One finger death punch was the best game in the history of gaming....until OFDP2 was announced :D

Seriously though. This is one of the reasons I don't like GOG store. They should be attracting good indies and not turning them away. This is why their customer base is not big, which in turn hurts the prospect of more games coming here.

I'd gladly buy modern games from GOG as well if they were here. But most of them aren't :-/
Posted April 11, 2019
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DoomSooth: Looks like the sequel won't be coming here either. It was also rejected.
Source?

The only time I could find them mentioning GOG was back in February when they mentioned that they'd like to get the game on here eventually along with some other places (link), but I couldn't find anything about it being rejected. Just the implication that it wouldn't be a day-1 release given their pre-release focus on fixing bugs. It getting turned down is almost too bananas to believe. One Finger Death Punch 2 is even better than the original.
Posted April 11, 2019
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DoomSooth: Looks like the sequel won't be coming here either. It was also rejected.
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227: Source?

The only time I could find them mentioning GOG was back in February when they mentioned that they'd like to get the game on here eventually along with some other places (link), but I couldn't find anything about it being rejected. Just the implication that it wouldn't be a day-1 release given their pre-release focus on fixing bugs. It getting turned down is almost too bananas to believe. One Finger Death Punch 2 is even better than the original.
I have also found nothing stating that it was rejected and found the same article in Steam discussions. I have also looked on Twitter and there's no mention of GOG there.
Posted April 11, 2019
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DoomSooth: Looks like the sequel won't be coming here either. It was also rejected.

I love you, GOG, but you're wrong about the One Finger Death Punch games. Reconsider.
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fronzelneekburm: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

You got a link to any official statement that it was rejected?

Goddamn, gog's "curation" is so fucking retarded... It's so frustrating, they've been knocking it out of the park with the classic releases, but their indie releases are headdesk-levels of moronic.
I have an E-mail reply from Silver Dollar. Not sure if it's okay to paste it here. Go to the bottom of the game's website and use the E-mail address.
Post edited April 11, 2019 by DoomSooth
Posted April 11, 2019
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DoomSooth: I have an E-mail reply from Silver Dollar.
I feel as the old turn of phrase goes, "Pics or it didn't happen".
Posted April 11, 2019
Oh, it's release time, already? And at a low price as well (7.99)? Excellent!
Posted April 11, 2019
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DoomSooth: Looks like the sequel won't be coming here either. It was also rejected.

I love you, GOG, but you're wrong about the One Finger Death Punch games. Reconsider.
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fronzelneekburm: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

You got a link to any official statement that it was rejected?

Goddamn, gog's "curation" is so fucking retarded... It's so frustrating, they've been knocking it out of the park with the classic releases, but their indie releases are headdesk-levels of moronic.
No, No you see GOG's curation are 5 year old fornite players that hate anything under 4K 60fps on a screen so large it dims the street lights every time they turn it on.
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dick1982: okay, you "social" assholes made me google the game

https://youtu.be/R1j0VE6d-xE
it's a fucking 2 button game using graphics from a stickman flash animation i saw years ago?

metacritic scores are high, but the perfect 10 scores from user reviews sound suspicious as fuck.
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/one-finger-death-punch

i would play if it was on kong or the stickpage for FREE.
http://www.stickpage.com/

fuckity fuck shit, you shitfuckers! there're better FREE games on stickpage itself!!! now i'm 200% sure the people who ask for this game to be sold here are all steam fucking fanboys. seriously, fuck off back to STEEEEEAM!!! gabe loves you all. good fucking bye!
Is that the best you can do, Jesus christ at least I put in effort and My posts are actually wet myself laughing funny, but other people don't think so they just don't see it visually in their heads like I do.
Post edited April 11, 2019 by fr33kSh0w2012
Posted April 11, 2019
If Silver Dollar REALLY sent in the second one and aren't just going by the logic of "Gog refused the first one, so why send in the second one so they'll refuse it as well" and it REALLY was refused by gog as well, that would fly straight in the face of every asshole gog shill that would crawl in here with these lameass Steamspy statistics going "Heeeey, it sold one million units on Steam already! It makes absolutely no sense for gog to release this game now, hehe!"

Hell, gog should be the ones reaching out to the devs to get a game like that here!
Posted April 11, 2019
If people are really interested, here is one way:

https://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/one_finger_death_punch

https://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/one_finger_death_punch_2

Needs more + over there to begin with
Posted April 11, 2019
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deathwings51: Needs more + over there to begin with
Not necessarily. Weedcraft got ONE vote before the coming soon announcement.
Posted April 12, 2019
It looks like another game that would be on newgrounds or kong if it wasn't for the gaming equivalent of eternal september for PC games thanks to the xbox360 and smartphones.
Posted April 12, 2019
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Spectre: It looks like another game that would be on newgrounds or kong if it wasn't for the gaming equivalent of eternal september for PC games thanks to the xbox360 and smartphones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN6rYygppY0
Posted April 12, 2019
Oh look it's a rehashed version of the Mexican KLASSIK guacamolee fatmutha Nitrious oxide edition!
Posted April 17, 2019
I hereby request to change the name of this thread to "One Finger Death Punch 2" is not on GOG either. Is there a doctor in the house?
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