Posted September 06, 2016
Vote QuadrAlien.
Too tasteless.
Too tasteless.
Bookwyrm627
ADD Jumping Bean
Registered: Nov 2013
From United States
Stanari
brrrrrrrrr
Registered: Sep 2016
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
Vote: yogsloth
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yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
Egads, be wolves not enough troubles? Be we besieged by the living dead too boot?
And delivering punishing hip checks from the blueline, no doubt. In third person, apparently.
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These be troubling times, when every soul is so important to the colony, that we should lose one so young and angelic.
drealmer7: They found Wilma Ives covered in blood, kneeling in a pool of dark sticky pool of guts and bone and blood, holding a few small pieces of shredded human flesh and a small, bloody skeleton that was limp, mangled, and beyond recognition. I mean, great jumping Christ on a cracker! No “they found the girl dead” for us hard-luck colonists! No, no… our little girls must be [I]horribly mutilated[/I] from head to toes!
brrrrrrrrr
I must say, while I am fairly disappointed my chickenshit brothers Earl and Ed took off for Nashua, there is no way I would leave our fair Town undefended. Sad day again that my poor old aging mammy trentonlf had more stones than my own brothers. *sigh* So be it.
I intend to begin searching the surrounding forest with my hounds for signs of the wolves.
What means this? What be we voting for? We’re searching for wolves in the forest, be we not? Hmmm. I be not sure if be a 17th century Quaker or a pirate.
No matter.
And delivering punishing hip checks from the blueline, no doubt. In third person, apparently.
…
These be troubling times, when every soul is so important to the colony, that we should lose one so young and angelic.
brrrrrrrrr
I must say, while I am fairly disappointed my chickenshit brothers Earl and Ed took off for Nashua, there is no way I would leave our fair Town undefended. Sad day again that my poor old aging mammy trentonlf had more stones than my own brothers. *sigh* So be it.
I intend to begin searching the surrounding forest with my hounds for signs of the wolves.
What means this? What be we voting for? We’re searching for wolves in the forest, be we not? Hmmm. I be not sure if be a 17th century Quaker or a pirate.
No matter.
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
Damn my 17th-century fingers have forgotten the BBS text formatting codes.
Even in the future, nothing works!
Even in the future, nothing works!
Lifthrasil
Bring the GOG-Downloader back!
Registered: Apr 2011
From Germany
Posted September 06, 2016
Given these choices, please be a Quaker. We already have to contend with wolves and at least one zombie. Don't add pirates to the mix. They would only attract ninjas and who wants that?
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
I said rimshot, Stanari!
Geez.
Geez.
trentonlf
Easily amused
Registered: Apr 2014
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
I knew I could count on you to defend our village, there's no way you would abandon us in our time of need. Earl and Edward left to take care of the rest of our family, but I hope we can all be together again soon with this atrocity behind us.
Bookwyrm627
ADD Jumping Bean
Registered: Nov 2013
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
Me, now that you mention it. I am, however, definitely NOT a ninja zombie bear.
I said exactly what I meant to say. O :)
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The walls are mostly built already. Sadly, there are a number of gaps in the walls.
I said exactly what I meant to say. O :)
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The walls are mostly built already. Sadly, there are a number of gaps in the walls.
agentcarr16
Vagabond
Registered: Mar 2014
From Canada
Posted September 06, 2016
I, Adam Johnson, do hereby present myself to aid in the defense of this fair village. My fearsome beard should be enough to scare off any wolves.
In addition, my sweet Megan and my dear children are safe in Nashua, so I can fearlessly face the darkness of the forest.
In addition, my sweet Megan and my dear children are safe in Nashua, so I can fearlessly face the darkness of the forest.
bler144
μαϊμού
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
Ask not what your small Maine farming village can do for you; ask what you can do for your small Maine farming village.
yogsloth: I must say, while I am fairly disappointed my chickenshit brothers Earl and Ed took off for Nashua, there is no way I would leave our fair Town undefended. Sad day again that my poor old aging mammy trentonlf had more stones than my own brothers. *sigh* So be it. What they would have tane me as well. There be no eligible fellows here to comfort me in my loneliness, and even the lasses of the village have refused my comforts. None seek me out at night, whether out of repulsion, pity, or fear I know not.
My only human companion is my imagination, and I escape by playing 'Kill, bang, marry" with the lot of you. I brew some tea before bed, and read poetry by the fire.
I that in heill wes and gladnes,
Am trublit now with gret seiknes,
And feblit with infermite;
Timor mortis conturbat me.
My only human companion is my imagination, and I escape by playing 'Kill, bang, marry" with the lot of you. I brew some tea before bed, and read poetry by the fire.
I that in heill wes and gladnes,
Am trublit now with gret seiknes,
And feblit with infermite;
Timor mortis conturbat me.
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
What they would have tane me as well. There be no eligible fellows here to comfort me in my loneliness, and even the lasses of the village have refused my comforts. None seek me out at night, whether out of repulsion, pity, or fear I know not.
My only human companion is my imagination, and I escape by playing 'Kill, bang, marry" with the lot of you. I brew some tea before bed, and read poetry by the fire.
I that in heill wes and gladnes,
Am trublit now with gret seiknes,
And feblit with infermite;
Timor mortis conturbat me.
Lon Chaney/Pee Wee Herman/"Ogie" Oglethorpe gogogogogo
SirCrimsonFox
New User
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States
Posted September 06, 2016
I don't know why you dragged me all the way out in these here woods, Jim?
We're missing Golden Girls on TV tonight.
We're missing Golden Girls on TV tonight.
bler144
μαϊμού
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
yogsloth
GRAAAAAAH!!!!!
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States