Not so old and not so good, try again GOG.

Wishlisted. Thanks GOG!

Very nice lol.

Do we get installers and Download Managers as well, like the desktop crap from Big Fish Games? Asking for a friend.

Does it come with a Steam key?

Where is Impaler26 saying he already got this on Steam?

Where is KingBradley telling us he already pirated it?

You do but they are unbundled and have to be donwloaded separately for the D, the R and the M

That's actually pretty handy, I only wanted the R anyway.

lol good one :)


hope it comes with a nice cuddly client mashup

That's extra 10 bucks please

The OP is seriously one of the best April Fool's Day jokes I have ever seen. I especially loved the part about the DRM being DRM-free. Well done, ET3D!

I wouldn't mind some DRM. When will it be available?!
I lost my copy-protection wheel from Monkey Island 2 ages ago :(

Okay, so I have to Dial-a-pirate while wearing red tinted glasses to see an encoded word in the 840th appendix of this 20,000 page manual, to identify a train so I can select what color it is while also solving a trivia question that is no longer accurate based on a book that has been out of print for 150 years, to unscramble part of a passphrase so that I can use the feelies later while dunking them in water so I can only use them once.

If you backed this on Kickstarter you get a physical CD copy with a steam download code on it.

DRM: Hero Edition.

DRM: Legendary Edition are also available now.