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^ He's not in Kansas anymore.
^ Is not in his underwear anymore.
Post edited December 09, 2020 by HeresMyAccount
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HeresMyAccount: ^ Is not in his underwear anymore.
^ He has been peeking up my kilt.
they make haggis in my closet.
^ Peeked up Hooyaah's kilt in hope of finding haggis
^ has been in the Nile since the ancient aliens landed in Egypt.
^ Has a son named Tut.
^ Has two children, named Tutti and Frutti
^ He stole the beans from Lima.
He's actually the girl from Ipanema in disguise.
Recently bought a mobile X-Ray machine.
^ tested positive for pregnancy
^ got a chestburster in his face while doing a pregnancy test.
^ tested positive for poignancy
^ was the inspiration for the game Pong.