^ voted less likely to beat Mike Tyson's punch out.

^ Tried to beat it using U-Force, unsuccessfully.

^Has plausible deniability about his knowledge of the X-Files. I repeat, he knows nothing! Really, absolutely nothing!

^ He knows everything except what he ate for breakfast this morning.

^ He only knows what he ate for breakfast this morning.

^ I know what you mean.

^ Only pretended to not fallow every Madame Web reference I made in Just Three Words.

^ His brain glitches every time that he tries to correctly spell the word "follow" while typing it on his keyboard.

^ Wonders what "fallow" means if spellcheck doesn't underline it.

^ Wonders what a fallopian tube is.

^ He wonders what the "endometrium" is.

^ He failed to check on my games manifest to determine whether or not I even owned that game antecedent to his post.

^ never friended me on Steam, so I could never see if he "owned" the game.

^ He speculates that I will log into Steam again one day. And that, my friends, is one heck of an unsubstantiated assumption!

^ Stole a digital copy of every game he "owns" on Steam, save for those he could buy here; the FBI is going to raid his house any second now while ignoring the rape gang down the road!