^ Devotes 2 hours of his life daily to engage in such activities.

^ He is so fastidious with his oral hygiene that he spends close to one hour on this activity each day.

^ Spends multiple hours on a different oral activity each day.

^ taught his grandmother to suck eggs

^Wished in hindsight, that his grand father had done the same.

^ He wishes that he hadn't been the one who had been shot prematurely.

^Wishes he hadn't gifted the gun in question to the culprit.

^ Shot his eye out.

^ Was taught to ejaculate prematurely at strangers.

^ Was the teacher.

^ Confuses me for a moment there. So is HMA the teacher who taught nemui on how to shoot his eye out, or InSaint on how to ejaculate prematurely at strangers?

^ Lets his eyepatch blind him to the obvious, that HMA taught premature ejaculation.

^ He is unaware that after seeing the sign on the tip jar that the coffee shop girl posted on the jar, "just put in the tip and see how it feels," HeresMyAccount's birth in nine months was the result of the ensuing premature ejaculation of his father.

^ Thinks a jar full of money can be a viable womb.

^ He does not know the meaning of, "double entendre."