^Sniffed once too often his own socks



I wouldn't call DJ Ötzi's creations "rock music". And no, it's not my jealousy speaking!

^ Took the song "Zombie Ritual" by the band Death a little bit too seriously.

^ Favorite song is "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"

^ He wrote the lyrics to that particular song, having been inspired and motivated by his actual experiences.

^ He's such a jester, as he's fully aware that I have played Sacred 2 for well over 120,000 hours.

^ Spent over 13 years playing Sacred 2 nonstop, which aged him considerably.

^Did the voice over of Eeyore for the suaheli version of all the Winnie Pooh movies.

^ Did the zombie voice in Saints Row 3

^A man he never met once provided a priceless favor which he could never repay, demanding nothing in return, so now he lives selflessly, in service to all in need.

^ Made an offer I couldn't refuse, but then also put a horse's head in my bead, the bastard.

EDIT: bead = bed.

^ owns a special string of beads. Each of these beads can be filled with big objects, including a horse. He hides his illegitimate children and mistresses inside these beads, too, as well as large amount of cash and gold bars to evade taxes.

^Earned his beads at Mardi Gras fair and square.

^ He watched the live street cams during the festival and admired the jiggling juggies

^ He is addicted to cats. Catventurer is his dealer.

^ In a quaint way, he was very close with that sentence.

^ Stands close to sentences, so that they can protect him from rogue phrases.