^ Unfamiliar with pig latin

^Unfamiliar with piglet, pigs in a blanket, and piggly wiggly

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(Also an aside on the Munsters: I LOVED that films Munsters Go Home and the one with the museum robbery.....fun times)

^ He is unaware that I know that Piglet is Pooh's friend, pigs in a blanket are sausages baked inside a wrapping of dough, and Piggly Wiggly is a chain of grocery stores located in the mid-western United States.

^ dresses as Slenderman for Halloween

^ Had a lot of freckles as a kid and still eats them.

^Farts on crowded lifts, that is wrong on so many levels

^ crop-dusts mall crowds

^ makes his beard takes some part of whatever he drinks everytime.

^ Bonox, is the favoured drink in le_chevalier's house.

^ In his world view the Earth's north and south poles are inverted so Australia is in the north, not the south.

^ collects staplers of every epoch and provenance

^ He has a dust bunny collection underneath his bed.

^Watches Rule 34 of Doctor Who

(*If you don't know, please don't look it up)

^ Is a knight of Shame

^ Is actually a dragon