Posted July 27, 2021
would rather bang american chick than a brazil one
Lords3
New User
Registered: Mar 2021
From Other
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Germany
Posted July 27, 2021
^ Doesn't realize brazil is in south america.
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Posted July 27, 2021
^ suspects that the deforestation of the Amazon is being done with Brazilian wax. The jungle is being turned into a landing strip.
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 27, 2021
^ He knows that they intend to leave only a well-trimmed and neat strip of forest leading to the edge of a long, narrow crevasse.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted July 27, 2021
^ Fell down that crevasse while walking in a line with the other lemmings.
MightyFloTheKing
New User
Registered: Jun 2018
From Germany
Posted July 27, 2021
Makes a living by selling life insurances that do not cover suicide to lemmings.
Post edited July 27, 2021 by MightyFloTheKing
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Germany
Posted July 27, 2021
^ Thinks only assassins, psychopaths and traitors would ever eat pineapple pizza.
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 27, 2021
^ He once kicked a guy in the inguinal region very powerfully for simply suggesting he order his pizza with anchovies.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted July 28, 2021
^ Eats pizza with escargot.
BookCrazy
Knowledge is Power
Registered: May 2021
From Panama
Posted July 28, 2021
^ Likes to add pieces of pineapple on every pizza he bakes
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted July 28, 2021
^ Likes to get baked before eating pizza.
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 28, 2021
^ He bakes on a board while shredding mondo waves all day and then eats 'za with the Betty's.
borisburke
Old User
Registered: Jun 2018
From United Kingdom
Posted July 28, 2021
^ Favourite band is Aqua.
Hooyaah
*｡ *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 28, 2021
^ His favorite song is Barbie Girl.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted July 28, 2021
^ His favorite poem is Address to a Haggis.