^ He likes piña coladas; getting caught in the rain...

He gets knocked down, but he gets up again, and you're never gonna keep him down!

^ can do the math quickly using an abacus and his toes when calculating millions and higher.

Is a calculated abacus owner that confuses maths, with math...

^ likes to play Electronic Arse games.

^ Refers to bondage toys for anal shocking.

^ Would rather be shocked by such toys than play a microtransaction filled game by EA.

^ prefers "The last of us 2" over the original

^ Prefers "The first of you 3" instead of games that actually exist.

^ only watches Star Wars for Jar Jar Binks.

^ years ago, he had one of those Jar Jar Binks lollipops. It was a thrilling experience. Everything else is boring since then.

^ centuries ago, he piloted Da Vinci's ornithopter using his joystick and crashed into the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The tower was standing straight before that happened.

^ Owns a pizza restaurant named "Leaning Tower of Pizza", where the dishes are made so that they always lean towards one side. In effect, the melted cheese from a hot pizza always slides to that side and customers are 50% satisfied.

^ Ususally orders takeout from that restaurant to his tomb to eat in his sarcophagus.

^ Eats bread in bed because he likes the feeling of crumbs in the morning.