So a dog and a pimp walk into a bar. the bartender says "you can't bring that thing in here it could have all sorts of diseases!" the dog says sorry and takes the man outside :)

....mleh

yeah I know...sorry about that

I DON'T GET IT:-)

This may say more about me than anything, but I love it.

Still don't get it:-)

THE ARISTOCRATS!

What is life? Why are we here?

I didn't laugh so there's your answer... Seriously though, it's not a terrible joke. :)

he's a pimp so he's been around a lot of women, and some dogs have diseases

I'll tell you how to improve the joke. Instead of "So a dog and a pimp walk into a bar. the bartender says "you can't bring that thing in here it could have all sorts of diseases!" the dog says sorry and takes the man outside :)" just say "Penis." Hehehehe, it just says penis now!

Life is what you make of it you can become married with kids, married without kids, or have children out of wedlock. But it doesn't matter what you do,what you achieve! So long has you've mad a difference in someones life like a author of a book changing you point of view, a parent raising their child,a guidance counselor helping someone achieve their dream. Or you could just become very rich and help support your family. It doesn't matter what you achieve or fail doing that someone else has done. Your, your one person and so long has you are happy about life at the end of the day you have made someones life great yours, and your friends and family. hope this made you fell AWESOME!

Agreed.

Oh god, Stewart Smalley is here! :O