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timppu: Furthermore, I am unsure how well it would work anyway if the humans had tried to have sex with the Arachnids, instead of fighting them. It sure would have made Starship Troopers a weird movie.
Starship Poopers, because Germany is the home of scat porn - which I didn't know until this thread po(o)pped out of nowhere :P
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Leroux: Make Love not War? :P
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timppu: That's the recipe for overpopulation. War is the solution.
How incredibly insightful. +1
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Crosmando: Actually I was thinking something more along the lines of "the complete defeat resulted in a change in the psyche of the nation".
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timppu: Ok, but maybe my way of thinking is more relevant today, as in "If Germany and Japan entered into an all out war today, would the country with weirder sex lose that war?".

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mrmarioanonym: we do produce a lot of weird porn? thanks for telling me, i didn't know that.
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timppu: I don't know who to blame, but when I think of German porn, I get a weird mental image of a nude woman wearing a gas mask, maybe whipping someone..

When I think of Finnish porn, I don't get any image. Well, maybe ugly fat people having sex together in a sauna. That is a myth though, anyone who has tried to have sex in sauna knows IT IS TOO DAMN HOT for it there. You could just as well try to have sex in ice cold water, or while running away from a pack of hungry wolves.
I actually read Finnish porn and then my mind conjured a picture of Timo Soini with a typical overweight half-man Finnish woman in bed.

You don't have sex in the sauna room where the heater is, you do it in the front room where the fridge with beer and vodka is and the TV and sound system is located. Well yeah, after a few rounds of saunaing in over 90C it gets harder and harder to get your system to go hard, but well... people are different. Whatever ocks their boat
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mrmarioanonym: we do produce a lot of weird porn? thanks for telling me, i didn't know that.
Me neither. My theory is, while it may be produced here, most of that weird shit is meant for export. To the U.S. or Australia or wherever. *shrug*
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Leroux: Make Love not War? :P
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timppu: That's the recipe for overpopulation. War is the solution.
In the interest of factual correctness:

Availability of porn strongly correlates with low birth rates. While porn replacing human partners may be a contributing causal factor, the main factor is gender equality / birth control / abortion access, and a lack thereof in porn-deficient countries.
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timppu: You could just as well try to have sex ... while running away from a pack of hungry wolves.
Aaaand Rule 34.
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Crosmando: Because the two nations that produce some of the strangest, weirdest (and it must be said, best) pornography are Germany and Japan. Germany apparently has a thing for scat-porn, femdom, and other weird shit. And Japan.... well do I really need to explain Japan?
...Japan has been extremely open sexually waaaaay before the World Wars happened, bruv. Need I remind you that wood block art depicting squid with women has been a thing for far longer than people would have you believe?
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WesleyB: Tentacle hentai existed long before WWII, so not likely.
Actually, that makes it more likely. After all, had weird porn not existed before WWII it would be impossible to make a correlation between it and losing the war.
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Crosmando: Because the two nations that produce some of the strangest, weirdest (and it must be said, best) pornography are Germany and Japan. Germany apparently has a thing for scat-porn, femdom, and other weird shit. And Japan.... well do I really need to explain Japan?
Clearly you're not familiar with English fetishes.
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WesleyB: Tentacle hentai existed long before WWII, so not likely.
Peeps got it easy now. Back in the day you had to fap to a wood cut of the fishermans wife and a giant squid.
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Hesusio: I don't know, Brazil produces some utterly fucked up porn, yet they largely stayed out of it.
Well...that is the only thing they are good at.

They are not known for being warriors or battle strategists or anything else that helped humans progress such as scientific achievements etc.