<span class="bold">Crucified</span>

Well, I am a bit peckish myself, so.. sure, why not?

Honestly, I use the term "flying spaghetti monster" often; had no idea someone was "serious" about it. That must mean something. Or not. But still, for sheer fun, parody, and surrealism I'll take R.A.W. any day.

Finally, a god whose body I can actually eat.

I've always had that because for me bacon IS god.

Yes. Bacon is love, bacon is life.

Blaspheme (covers my pigdogs ears).

No I'm not interested.

There are too many churches here already manipulating the gullible, braindead masses into donating more money to these places for "blessings".

It's not like churches have ever solved any of the world problems like war, disease, overpopulation etc.

I just had a whole load of streaky bacon rashers for my dinner. Yum... ;)

We have gourmet bacon we serve at the B&B. We have it shipped in from across the country in a large cooler case and my dad wakes up three hours early every morning to slow cook it. I rarely get a bite but the smell is enough to make me climax. :P

I once dismissed Him as internet silliness. Years later, on a visit to India, I learned better. I was touched by his New Delhi appendage.

His Noodley Appendage (sauce be upon him) is holy and wonderful and you should allow him to touch your....heart. (/( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\)

Pastafari was made to protest the stupidity that religions (particularly some branches of Christianity) are allowed to propagate. Mainly in response to creationism and religious exemptions. Religious people tend to get more freedoms than atheists even if some of their ideas and beliefs are completely absurd, so the goal was to create equality while trying to press the world to be smarter.

Unfortunately it hasn't been that successful though. :P

Hence the username I suppose....you have a... :)

Jesus is the son of the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a fact. Just you prove me wrong ($1 million reward)
Happy Holidays :)