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Using the technology of tomorrow to bring you the excitement of the yesteryear!

GOG.com proudly presents the next step in DRM-free retro-gaming: [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]Retromator 4000, a universal nostalgifier for PC & Mac. Our software engineers are very close to producing a stable version, and we're very excited to finally be able to tell you about this revolutionary piece of software. Even more so, because very soon we'll be able to invite you to take part in public alpha testing of the app! (That is as soon as we get the 0.97a version up and running.*) We're glad that GOG.com users will be the first to take part in our next revolution. Or rather: re-evolution ;-)

Ok, but what's Retromator 4000, you might ask, and what does it do exactly? Without going into technical specifics of quantum-level digital retro engineering, let's just put it as simply as possible: it takes your modern current-gen games and turns them into retrotastic, beautifully pixelated classics or even text-based adventures from back in the time when graphics were an option, not a must. All because we know what GOG.com customers are all about--nostalgic gaming!

We've prepared a little [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]preview[/url] of our fantastic app working its magic on three modern age classics: The Witcher, Alan Wake, and Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, so you can easily see the effect Retromator 4000 has on current-gen adventures, RPGs, and action games.

As we said, there's a public alpha version of the software coming towards you as soon as it's done, but there's still plenty of room for your suggestions and input. We would love to know how would you retromate your favorite game, so please--feel free to leave a mock-up screenshot or a piece of text-adventure in the comments below. There are 5 free games waiting for the authors of the best entries! One thing though, the Retromator 4000 will only be usable with DRM-free GOG.com games, so please limit your efforts to retromating only those.

Again, we're extremely happy to be able to introduce this new and exciting GOG.com feature. Please take a moment to see the preview, and maybe stay for the contest mentioned above!

*The estimated time of completion of the public alpha version is based heavily on fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. In other words--we think that it might be done soon, but it just as well might take much, much longer. Also, in n-1 parallel universes, the Retromator 4000 is already available. The contest deadline is much more specific: Thursday, April 4, at 12:00 GMT.
Wow, now i can play those gaudy games like they are
supposed to play. High resolution sucks HURRAY for EGA.

I hope the final version is around soon (but than i heard that
it could take till February the 30th....

http://www.toaster.io/
Post edited April 01, 2013 by Schnuff
Happy April Fool's Day??
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P1na: I would love to put a CoD through this. I bet it just implodes from lack of content.
Not really, it returns this.
Yes, actual CoD screenshot.
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Russonc: Happy April Fool's Day??
No that's just a coincidence. I'd love to get myself a Retromator 4000. It even has EMS Memory Management! Man I miss that.
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Russonc: Happy April Fool's Day??
Mayyyyyybe. :P
I really would pay for this! :D
Haha. Brilliant. Now make it for real! ;p
How much does it cost? I only have like $10.
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TheEnigmaticT: Mayyyyyybe. :P
Heads up, the Gem promo articles ain't up yet, and yes, I tried looking for them. What do you mean there's no Gem Promo today?
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TheEnigmaticT: Mayyyyyybe. :P
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JMich: Heads up, the Gem promo articles ain't up yet, and yes, I tried looking for them. What do you mean there's no Gem Promo today?
Aw, piss. I guess no one wrote it. I'll go write one real quick.
This entirely believable product is certainly something I will invest in. You should probably pick a better day to announce such incredibly advanced software though, or you attract naysayers.
Not bad GOG, but something a bit more daring/provocative would be nice for this day :)
How much of an upgrade is this from the already amazing 3000 model?
Yes. Not the best day for revolutionary announcements :-/
Post edited April 01, 2013 by Lord_Gregory
Ah nevermind...
Post edited April 01, 2013 by N0x0ss