Juding by the fact GOG forums after 10 years still have no proper categories and search functionality barely even works, how does that surprise you?

Especially since it seems that the only thread that has any valuable responses is titled in a way that cannot be easily spotted?

Jeez, why is everybody taking the obvious joke so serious?

I thought it was funny...

As someone who does tech support, having folks hit that Post New Thread button instead of even bothering to look at the front page of a forum is one of the biggest annoyances in their job.

It sounds silly but I know on one support forums I used to help out, 72 bit text across the top of every single page along with a sticky also on every single page whenever we had a major technical issue still wasn't good enough for people to notice and start yet another thread on the topic both of those referenced.

And then you got the hate from those folks who defended their "god given right!" to post whatever they wanted and how dare you try to point them at a thread with their answers.

I'll be honest. This is one of the most tame forums I've spent time in.

Having said all that, it doesn't help that the main thread is headed by an obscure title that really has nothing to do with the problem. If I ran the forums, it would have been edited and stickied.

And we would still be getting threads about the problem....

Guys, where's the wizard?

Have you gotten to town yet?

I've been in town for weeks!

Well, then, he should be home. Have you tried ringing him?

I can't even find his house, the map in this game is really shonky.

Are you in the RIGHT town??

I'm in that swanky hipster bar "Town". I assumed that's where he was, all the NPCs said "You must go to town and find the Wizard".

He's home with the Witch making little Warlocks. ;)

He should be upstairs. If not you may have to exit, go to an empty room, rest for 168 hours, reset the game, restart your character, reload your old save, then go back and see if he shows up. If that doesn't work your copy may be defective. Rinse it in a bath of iodine and alcohol then rub it gently with a unicorn mane until it works.

Damn, I'll have to try again tomorrow.
Ok, brb.

edit: Nevermind

No, no, just clap your hands! If your games are out of order, and you really want to show it, clap your hands!