(Inspired by Gnostic.)

Somebody in a thread said: "Shut up and take my money!"

So I took his money.

I kicked him in the sack, punted him in the noose, laugh as he cried and THEN I took his money...

I hit him over the head with... a mug

I'm not a completely heartless bastard, so I can't mug a dog, I just cant :-\

Why not? Disgusting smelly creatures!

Aww no they're not, not anymore than humans in anycase. Plus they're smart.

And just for that, I would bring a dog like the one from Sandlot to scare you into giving me all your money >:-)

I already know darthspudius will attempt a kick to the groin with his left foot so it will be easy to counter his attack and mug him at the same time, easy as cake!

edit: oh wait, I'm supposed to mug HereforTheBeer, well that's even easier: Just tell him I have free beer for him and once his attention is towards the beer -> easy mugging

run them over with a car and take their money vice city style

Someone has actually tried that on me once. Set his dog on me thinking id bend to his will and give him money etc. Until I kicked the shit out of the dog and the owner. Ah, to be living amongst such scum. (we don't really have good dogs in this area unfortunately)

Damn, what are the odds. Sorry to hear about that though :P Especially the poor dog that was just being faithful to his p.o.s. owner.

Oh no it wasn't. I have seen that dog attack without order. It was bred to be a cunt. I'm not sorry, I never saw them after that. Hopefully they got put down.

with a flame thrower

i dont care if i burn the money too

Drink Rook, Swallow and Virga, equip silver sword, enhance it with 3x Fire Runes, put on it a Falka's Blood oil, put Quen on and strike from back with heavy strike; when turns over, keep fast strikes until dead.

I don't like werecats.

Stick two bangers [fireworks] up his nose, Give or I light the fuse!