I know, I know - GOG's "top-men" are busy re-coding and fixing games for us forum denizens to play that work on ALL our various OS's and systems and whatnot (yeah....whatever you wanna say about that, please take it to specific game pages, please). But with the advent of a new and more fu6ked-up galaxy of issues to address, GOG's "top-men" have resource issues with fixing the old, boring forum...

There are plenty of threads addressing these issues but what we seem to lack is a thread that specifically provides GOG's "top-men" with a note of levity in their day! Right?? So let's help them out, let's relieve their Polish stress with some humor!

Post your favorite joke! Polish jokes are especially welcome because they address the plight of GOG's Polish "top-men" and help them see the humor in life... so go on and be truly helpful... give these poor Polish "top-men" a laugh to help ease their burden by posting your favorite Polish joke!

I never get a Polish joke because my Polish is not well polished. And to polish my Polish I have to work hard on my Polish!

LOL! Well put my friend, well put! Now are you good at polishing silver? My mother left me a crap-ton of it but I just don't have the bandwidth to keep it shiny what with MAHAYO and work and yanno, life :-p

Well, on the bright side, Galaxy remains optional. A nice feature that, because I wouldn't install it on my computer if you paid me to.

It's too bad that it's not possible to opt out of harassment on the forum.

Sorry, I do not know how to polish silver but I do know how to cook momos. :P

I agree. Guardian of Gog Galaxy should do something to fix it.

"cook momos"? My hubby knows how to "cook" me but I hardly thing he'd take kindly to others "cooking" me:-p

~flees quickly but notes 1304 rep as a marker down from 1306 :-) Guess I'm getting people's knickers in a twist, huh? :-D~

Oh make that 1303 - seriously, people, get a sense of humor cause life is way to fu6king short!

It seems I need to get that old book of jokes, dust it, and Polish it.

@Momo1991 I didn't downvote you.
I cant downvote you.

Btw I thought you are named after Tibetian/Chinese dumpling dish called momo.

Um, it's a kind of nickname for Mom? :-) But I can assure you that my hubby thinks I am a delectable "dumpling" dish :-p

Sure you are. :D
Dont lose your cool because of few down reps.
Good night.

These forums need some polishing up.

I certainly am not - it's a very OLD story for me by now :-D

Umm let me try,

Infinite number of Polish mathematicians walk into a bar and start ordering drinks. The first mathematician orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter, the fourth orders an eighth, and the fifth orders a sixteenth. The sixth mathematician is about to speak up when the bartender interrupts him and puts two pints on the bar, saying "You guys don't know your limits."

Full disclosure: I just added Polish to it

One of my faves:

The Devil captures a German, a Russian and a Pole. He gives each of them 2 metal balls and locks them up in separate cells saying: I'll be back in a month. If you want to go free, surprise me. One month later he checks on them. The German is juggling two balls. The Russian has balanced both and stacked them up. The Pole lost one ball and broke the other.