For months we've been asking for the forum to be fixed, or at least basic PM features like blocking users and deleting messages to be brougth back to CHAT. That last one was promised to happen "in two weeks", but that deadline has since come and gone, with no features implemented, despite assurance that GOG's "top men" are working on it. Surely, somethnig so simple could not baffle "top men" for so long. There is only one explanation. GOG's Web Team has gone missing!

Maybe the all had a sudden onset of amnesia, and are wandering the streets, with no idea who they are? Maybe they have been kidnapped by GOG's competitors who want to use their unparalleld skills for neferious purposes? The GOG community has members all over the world, surely together we can find them and help them! Keep an eye out, be vigilant! It is also possible that they were abducted by aliens or transported to another dimension by some freak accident, in which case our task is that much harder, but I'm sure there is an alien or two on this forum who can help.

Those are the last known photos of the team. Godspeed.

Found one!

Krzysztof's pic seems to have been taken during a very private moment.

Found two!

Found another one - reminds me of Ciris for some reason... Also, that one seems to have been hiding from the angry forumites or something...

Mr Breja,

It has come to our attention that you give some undeserved bad reps to our employees in numerous threads and even giving away some fake pictures of our staff.

As the CEO of GOG, I would like to state that our employees are the epitome of innocence, cuteness and blueness and do their best to promote a better world where we can live in peace and harmony under the DRM-free dream that shaped GOG from the early days.

In attachement, you'll find an authentic picture of one of our our model employee.

Regards.

Marcin Iwinski

It seems as if Big Steve and Krzysztof have the same model of computer, you wouldn't know where to find one of them? I would like one for investigative reasons. (Or rather, it looks like an adorable tiny Macintosh Performa 5200, and I want it!)

Seems to be a standard issue at the office. I'm not sure because of the angle of the photo, but Mike might be using one to. Angus isn't but he's a bit of a show-off. Guess you'd better ask Mr.Iwinski where they got theirs.

I found the top men!  :-p

The community manager is extremely busy with way more important tasks and doesn't have time for trivial issues on the forum.

They seek them here, they seek them there,
The web team aren't seen anywhere!
Are they in heaven or DRM-hell?
Those GOGbears will not ever tell!

we need to hire an expert from outside to infiltrate the organisation!

O____o

Indeed, it is a job that requires a real professional. ;)

Agent 47 might be a bit much on our budget.

Looks like they are still in the office.