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Thank you for the GA. I'm in, please :)

Name: Pastamir Makaroński

Race: Pasta

Class: Food

Description:

Italian Pasta is a legendary creature that combines strength and elegance. Its shapes are diverse, ranging from simple spaghetti to complex fusilli, and its colors range from classic yellow to multicolored options. Pasta is known for its ability to survive in various conditions, from delicate cooking in tomato sauce to spicy dishes with chili.
It's final form is called Pasta With Cream and Strawberries.
Yummy.

Skills:

Cooking: Pasta can be prepared in many ways, from al dente to al gusto. Its cooking skills are extremely versatile, from simple dishes to complex culinary creations.

Sauces: Pasta possesses the ability to be mixed with a variety of sauces, from classic marinara to exotic dishes with Asian notes.

Survival: Pasta is resistant to different temperatures and ingredients, allowing it to survive in various culinary conditions.

Creativity: Pasta is a master of improvisation, able to adapt to various ingredients and taste preferences.

Special Skill - Hunger Aura - it makes me hungry every time I see it.

Weaknesses:

Water: Pasta does not like too hot water, which can overcook it. Sometimes a forgotten boiling Pasta can summon a hellfire.

Time: Overcooking can make Pasta too soft and flavorless.

Ingredients: Certain ingredients, such as too much salt, can spoil its taste.

The best inventory Item: Colander Helmet - (Unidentified effect, please visit Deckard Cain to help you) if you wear it when taking your driver's license photo.
This time my fighter is Bob the Combat Wombat. He is a bipedal wombat who comes from a small forest moon orbiting a planet full of insane anthropomorphic cat people. Since wombats and insane cat people are natural enemies, Bob is always armed to the teeth. He wears two cartridge belts across his chest and holds a heavy machine gun in each hand. A thick cigar is clamped between his lips.
Usually he is very kind, but when he sees a talking cat, he completely freaks out and shoots everything in sight.

His strenghts are: He can handle heavy weapons and explosives. If someone messes with him, he first smokes them up with his cigar. If this doesn't help, he uses his commanding voice to intimidate his opponent.

His weaknesses: He is allergic to cat hair and stupid chatter. High-pitched noises and voices get on his nerves. Sometimes his short legs hinder him in combat.
Hello Doc0075!

Thank you for the invitation to this new installment of your (in)famous Fight Club!

I was looking forward to participate again in this event and am pleased to be invited at a moment where I could come up with my contender for this eagerly awaited competition.

Those of you, who where around the last time (or just read the referenced thread) might remember this small, new participant that got a little unprepared for his first and only outing--fiery Marble8, a marble coloured d20 dice with an attitude who did not liked to be tossed around by others.

Well, after being dumped over the edge of the table (again!) that time by a truck and starting a betting ring at the beach bar (also without much success, if I may add), this die went back to the dungeon and leveled up quite a bit to prepare himself better:

First, he defeated a dragon and took its source of fire--now the 'fiery' is no longer figurative about its temper but he literally carries the fury of the fire within himself and turned into a fiery, flaming die. (see picture 1: fiery_d20)
Second, he boosted his luck attribute.
And finally, received personal training from the Dungeon Master in order to learn the power of re-roll!

Hence, let me (re-)introduce to you fiery Marble4, a flame stone d20 dice now with a fury matching his attitude

Strength & special abilities:
* Increased luck
* Wielding the flame of a dragon
* The Power of re-roll
* As a last resort: split / explode into 20 4-sided firey dice for an accumulated result (see picture 2: fiery_20d4)
(Hence, the name change.)

Weakness:
* Unfortunately, my character does not speak French despite carrying a name derived from it.
* The obvious weakness to water--albeit not capable of extinguishing entirely the fire within him, it does calm his temper and cools down his attitude.
* An aversion not only against 'player hands' but also any type of 'truck'.
* A little bit of Acrophobia (altitudes make him feel uneasy since his last drop off the table).

Now, let us get ready for the entertainment and bring on the contenders...

Good luck for everyone (including fiery Marble4) and enjoy the s(f)ights!

Kind regards,
foxgog
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bjgamer won't be joining?
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TheDudeLebowski: bjgamer won't be joining?
Have you asked her by PM?

The more we are, the better will be the fun.
Post edited September 29, 2025 by argamasa
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chevkoch: A former work mate and I once invented a drink called Urine Spray, and that running gag refused to die for a long while. So there. And I'm going to be a little upset if Flush Fury doesn't get far in this. Totally my humor, and that image is hilarious.
That's a funny running gag! xD I can't wait to see who Flush Fury will be paired against. :)


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Doc0075: Games added to the prize list by bjgamer.
Thank you for your generosity, bjgamer! Hope you'll come out and play with us! ;)
Post edited September 29, 2025 by matterbandit
Thanks for hosting and your endless generosity!

My character is Bingley, a stout black haired dwarf who is afflicted with lycanthropy. He is friendly and laid back but can also handle himself in a fight if needed with or without weapons. He has a limited control over is werewolf form with it mostly causing him to fly into a berserker-like rage.

On a day to day basis his biggest strength could also be his biggest weakness in that his terrible luck can cause peculiar chain reactions to happen around him for better or for worse which can lead to him getting into unwanted trouble. As such he does attempt to stay away from others living as a wanderer of sorts to minimise the collateral damage.
My character is Big Red, a large, living red barrel who fights for the honour of all red barrels in video games that have fallen (or in most cases, exploded) in combat. He is much larger than the typical red barrels you see in video games (think kind of like those large living pots from Elden Ring, but a red barrel). He's very muscular and has a sturdy body. Sturdy enough to withstand many bullets and rogue fireballs, and he is filled with a powerful fuel that grants him his great vigour and rage. But as with all red barrels, his greatest strength is also his greatest weakness. Though his body is tougher than most, the right spark launched at the right spot can ignite him, causing a devastating inferno. He can recover from this, but it takes a long time for him to do so.
I am in.

Reading about the fights in the previous fight club events was so much fun. :)

Character’s name: Scott Arnold.

Height: 6 feet tall, athletic build man

Age: 30

Profession: Bank manager who is good in Maths and customer service.

Abilities: ‘Event Reversal’ - The user of this power can take any event that has happened and revert it back to the state that it was previously in, as if the event never happened thus effectively undoing any changes that occurred in set event. This could range from something as simple as regenerating an arm or bodily organs that have been destroyed to reversing death itself for the purposes of resurrection. Scott can also reverse the bonds of molecules to sever matter (Example- a building that has been built can be reduced to nothingness as if it was never built OR a car that was destroyed in a crash can have all its damages reversed to the point that the car is good as new.)

Weakness: This ability can only be used 4 times in 24 hours. Normal human male and not some being with super strength or enhanced physical attributes.

Skills: Former state boxing champion while in university in his 20s.

Equipment: Always carriers brass knuckles for both hands while in public for self-defense purposes.

Personality: Cautious and analytical of his opponents and does not display arrogance towards his enemies.
Post edited September 30, 2025 by sasuke12
Name: Jacob, The Thief of Powers

Description: Jacob is human. A professional thief, with a stealing capability like no other. He can even steal your heart, if love you use the power of love!

Strengths: Capable of stealing the super powers/abilities of his opponents just by looking at them. Also possesses an invisibility cloak to make it easier to steal material things, like candies from kids.

Weaknesses: He's human, so he's fragile as any other person. He's only able to steal and use the super powers of his opponents for 3 minutes. Also, this ability of him can easily backfire. If his adversary super power is to transform into a flower, then Jacob will transform into one and then, well.... you can imagine what happens next!

Thank you very much Doc, for another Fight Club!
Post edited September 29, 2025 by bluethief
His name is Agapetos, beloved by gods
a pious priest, a warlike martial artist
a staff woven from ancient rattans as his weapon
a diamond boxing gloves in each hands
But only a coarse white cotton robe as his protection

In every battle there's always two gods in his side
god of war and peace, god of justice and order
god of light and darkness, god of sky and mountain
god of water and fire, god of wind and lightning
god of knowledge and deceit, god of health and disease

two of those gods, all love him dearly
will rush to his side whenever his combat starts
and gave him every blessing whenever needed
but there could be a third one, a dreaded enigmatic immortal
god of life and death, who never takes side

as they have already blessed the rohib with life
it will be the gift of death
either for anyone he face in battle
or finally to the faithful servant himself
as they rolled their dice to decide whose to give

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Thanks Doc, I am in
Post edited September 29, 2025 by zlaywal
My entrant into the third GOG Fight Club is Carburetor Kid. A humanoid hotshot racer from the planet Radiata, he was waylayed on his way to the championship race by a competitior and crashed on Earth where he fights car related crime. When he shifts his trusty racecar into combat mode it becomes armor that grants him the speed of a Ferrari and the strength of a Mack Truck but results in extremely limited vision at night on account of not having headlights.
Post edited October 02, 2025 by 13ison
before the rumble starts, I want to express my gratitude to Doc for this new tradition. and remind my opinion of it: this Fighting Club is a prize on its own for me. I really love characters participants create and Doc's descriptions of the fights. thank you very much, everyone!
I'll try my luck:

My champion is called Herpie and is a 1963 VW Beetle, just like the other one called Herbie from the movie. He was the stunt double for Herbie but wasn't credited for it, so he became depressed and bitter.
Because of this he has a drinking problem and becomes violent, every time someone mentions the movie or Herbie.
His strength are his reinforced chassis and more powerful engine (because of his job as a stunt double).
Updated:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qaVGfnoiQ3CJcEdYBbg9ICXNieGFV3aaObEOcdF_0nI/edit?usp=sharing



In the first Fight Club, we had 90 entrants, in the second one, we had 114, and in the Intergallict Clown School we had 90.

We're currently at 70. We need more entrants!