Crysis (a gift by my uncle), The witcher 1 and 2 (gift from GOG <3 ), Magrunner (as well), Sniper Elite 2 (gift from Steam)

I can run them, but barely on minimum settings. Never really played any of them because of that, I'l wait for a new computer.

Witcher
Loki
Amnesia
more to come as I think of them.


What a depressing thread Gonen, but still I thank you for making it. :D It feels good to get this stuff off my chest. :D

hmmm I couldn't run cryis 3 on maximum (I am not happy with 30fps average).

For some reason NFS Undercover runs like shit (+-33fps) and that shouldn't happen but I can;t fix it.

I don't believe the witcher 3 will work...

I think that's it...

Rise of the Triad (2013)

It runs unacceptably, even on the lowest settings, which is quite a surprise for an Unreal Engine 3 game. Especially, when I can run games like Shadow Warrior and Strike Suit Zero (that both have the same or higher listed requirements) just fine. Oh well. Really? You can run Torchlight 2, but not Loki?

Depressing threads are my speciality.

Don't forget my "Fuck you game, I can't beat you" and the "All consloe games will die someday" threads.

Last week I still would have said Ecstatica II but I just set up a virtual machine running Windows XP and it works like a charm now. More people should start using virtual machines. :P

A pretty old game I'm completely unable to play is Metro-Police, though. An old GTA-ish action adventure. It already had insane compatibility issues back in the day, I haven't been able to launch it even once since abandoning Windows 95. Sadly also virtual machines aren't of much help here because the game seems to require some very specific hardware acceleration.

OH man, that one was a beauty! *tear*

New

Oddworld Stranger's Wrath: Bad framerate in some parts but to be fair i only tried once, i need to check that again.

Serious Sam 3: Bad framerate, too many options and i'm too dumb, besides, not my type of game (don't know why i even bought it).

Total War Shogun 2: The game runs perfectly, my only problem is the loadings, they were something like 3~5m so you can see why i stopped playing.

Old

Mob Rule: The mouse pointer gets too fast and it's impossible to control, the support solution was to use a cracked exe of the US version (that obviously didn't work).

Corsairs Gold: Framerate problems, it's just unplayable, didn't even bother with support since there's no solution on the forum...

I've a vague recollection that I bought at least one on GOG that didn't support Windows 7, only 8/8.1. Hoping that if it never runs on Win 7 it will be supported on Win 10 or Linux. EDIT: it's The Longest Journey and lot's of people say it's just fine on Win 7 anyway.

Witcher 3 I have a code for but not the required hardware.

Big Booty Babes Volume 9.

My old Magic: The Gathering by Microprose.

I can run The Witcher 2 on low settings but won't be able to run the upcoming Witcher 3.

I also can't run Grim Fandango Remastered because my GPU doesn't support OpenGL 3.3. As for the original, well... it runs, but only by using ResidualVM or an external launcher.

Alan Wake: American Nightmare plays just fine but the first Alan Wake stutters even on minimum settings.

I can't get MIND: Path to Talamus to run properly, it seems to ask too much out of my machine.

Interstate '76 (GOG version) used to run on my previous laptop, using the recommended fixes, but now it's just broken and won't play properly.

I'll add more games as I go along, this toaster of a computer is most definitely not a gaming rig and there are loads of games I simply can't play.

So blonde: The DRM will not work on newer versions on windows.

Chicago 1930 doesn't run too well for some reason, I think it has something to do with DirectDraw (and Windows 7) and it slows down heavily the more I move my mouse.

Nox eats my saves, runs poorly and I've several CTDs.

Messiah crashes and sound is messy. If I run software mode it doesn't crash but then I have no sound.

Sanitarium crashes randomly in the beginning but it began to crash too often in Chapter 3.

Too old:

Vikings: The Strategy of ultimate Conquest (excellent Pirates!-clone)
Die Total Verrückte Rallye (engl. title: Dr. Drago's Madcap Chase)

and some other 16bit Win95 titles.
GoG should really tackle this era...
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Too new:

Witcher 2
Gothic 3 (well, not really new but playing it with 4gb RAM is impossible)