See any Italians?

I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to coach a Little League game tonight at the same time yoglet #2 is supposed to be singing in his school assembly. He's supposed to be pitching today. Simultaneously. Across town. While I coach and yoglet #1 is on first base.

It should be interesting.

Lefty?

No, but we do have a couple of those on the team.

Tonight we're playing the sorriest team you've ever seen, so we're benching all our best kids from pitching in a show of solidarity.

FaceTime one of the kids while you are with the other. Or similar software if you don't have two apple devices.

I smurf up smurf smurf I smurf smurf as it is:
"Is it in?"

Fair enough.

As for what I am doing ... well, I was planning on doing some yardwork, but my sinuses are acting up something horrible. I have doubled up on allergy meds and taken some painkillers (which I am loathe to do, as a matter of course), but it is still throbbing and getting worse by the minute. So, I think I may forego the yard work (even though my lawn really needs it), as I can't see how cutting grass and trimming bushes can possibly help anyhing.

A bit hard to yell into an i-pad at kids to be "baseball ready" in an auditorium full of the angelic voices of six-year-olds yelling out-of-tune their eco-terrorist training songs.

Conversely, also hard to yell at my daisy-pickers in left field to back up third base while I've got the i-pad taped to my shoulder listening to the above mentioned songs.

It's a quandary.

That's what she said...

And it seems like my attempts at humor have killed the thread. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.

Poor JMich. He finally starts to talk a little more, and everyone runs away. ;)

I'm not done catching up, but I want to prove I'm Doublevoter. Also, I don't want to vote for someone until I've actually caught up, so for now...

Vote No-Lynch

Vote No-Lynch

Well, dragonfruit and pomegranates, I forgot about being fruity!

Can we have a votecount, please, so I can see just which rotten apple I should vote for?
Well, dragonfruit and pomegranates, I forgot about being fruity!

Can we have a votecount, please, so I can see just which rotten apple I should vote for?

Hooooooooo boy.

I know, right? Should be interesting to see what happens with Agent, after the post restriction failure plus the double post edit.