True. How about a drink or a lap dance then?

Planning to run for office? That sounds like a pretty run-of-the-mill platform.

Do NOT mention dinner when dedoporno is around. Just...don't. For health reasons



Speaking of video things - randomize ahead

Ugh... is he dripping again?

He always does some thing under his cape. And when you least expect it... It's a chicken!

Is he chocking it?

I think you may be confused about gender.

Also

Sure, lap dance is not the think I am objecting against. Go ahead.

Is he ever not?

Quick lunch break.

Because if someone raped you in your sleep and gave you HIV you'd decide to just follow them around and do whatever crazy shit they wanted?

I don't see any holes in that theory. It's flawless.


Also, why does yogsloth's avatar now feature a leaping cat? Have I just never noticed that - that is new, right? And why does Trent's avatar feature teddy bears gettin' busy?

LOL, you're just a perv. It's a bear hugging another bear. A dear friend of mine sent me the pic as a hug and so I adopted it as my avatar :)

Like that's news. I thought I was quite restrained that when drealmer was talking about "you are what you eat" I didn't make a box joke.

Teddy bear gettin' it on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKs9aTPuZ7M

(SFW if not musically very good)

Also, not pervy enough. That is obviously a stripper pole dancing.

I think Hijack has the most appropriate stripper avatar.
Followed by Krypsyn. He looks like he is made to be a stripper.

on with it!