A Pikachu

Though shall not spread hoaxes after the first of April
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-dead-fast-and-furious-7-star-latest-to-be-subject-to-death-hoax-report-9534654.html

XD Seriously though, the inventor of the pet rock died recently. He made it to his late 70s and died a gazzilionaire so while my heart goes out to his loved ones, I'm not shedding too many tears. I mean, he made a mint by gluing some eyes onto a rock. Splitting an atom it wasn't. :P

He was even lazier than that, the original Pet Rock, apparently, doesn't even have eyes. It's literally just a pebble that's shipped in a fancy box. Actually managing to make a profit from that could probably be considered quite an achievement.

I want a treecat as a friend.

I always wanted to own a parrot who could swear and curse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-cgcJJ5-Rs

I'm very happy with my rabbits... but if we're going with the fantastic, maybe a miniaturized ankylosaur.

This made me laugh out loud for real, you have no idea how much I needed that right now, thanks.

This. Dogs are absolutely wonderful creatures.
Although a hippogriff would also be nice for flying around (a dragon might also work, but I still don't trust them, even though the movies try to convince me otherwise).

+1 WTF!

I wonder if I'm the only one here to have ever bought a pet snail from a snails merchant.

I'd be afraid that a pet snail would run away.

Well, he eventually did. :-(


(We swiss aren't known to be very fast.)

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