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Moonbeam: Please be patient, tinyE will be along shortly to sort out the problem:)
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tinyE: I'm defragging my system and making breakfast so all I can really do on the PC is pester you people right now.
Defragging... is that, like, trying to put the pieces together after someone has been fragged.
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tinyE: I'm defragging my system and making breakfast so all I can really do on the PC is pester you people right now.
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Moonbeam: What's for breakfast?
Gibs? At least that's usually what's left when someone's been fragged.
Post edited June 24, 2015 by Maighstir
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tinyE: I'm defragging my system and making breakfast so all I can really do on the PC is pester you people right now.
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Moonbeam: What's for breakfast?
Blueberry pancakes and bacon. Almond Tort on the side. Fresh cherries, strawberries, cantaloupe, and honey dew.
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tinyE: Blueberry pancakes and bacon. Almond Tort on the side. Fresh cherries, strawberries, cantaloupe, and honey dew.
Sounds really good, you're making me hungry....
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tinyE: Blueberry pancakes and bacon. Almond Tort on the side. Fresh cherries, strawberries, cantaloupe, and honey dew.
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Moonbeam: Sounds really good, you're making me hungry....
Me too, unfortunately that's all for the guest. :P I get a stale piece of toast and day old coffee. XD
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Moonbeam: What's for breakfast?
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tinyE: Blueberry pancakes and bacon. Almond Tort on the side. Fresh cherries, strawberries, cantaloupe, and honey dew.
<span class="podkreslenie">Cantaloop</span>
Post edited June 24, 2015 by Maxvorstadt
Je suis une baguette...
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Randalator: Je suis une baguette...
No thanks, I like girls, but I'm very flattered.
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Randalator: Je suis une baguette...
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tinyE: No thanks, I like girls, but I'm very flattered.
I'm not a girl, I'm just very pretty...
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tinyE: Hold on, I know a little French:


"We Surrender!"
not funny tinyP

france surrendered once and only once
otherwise their record on wars and winning them is rather frightening
http://www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp

they only surrendered fairly early on in ww 2 because they were woefully unprepared to meet germany both due to ww 1 where they lost nearly 6 million men
and the economic malaise that followed

while the french resistance certainly didnt take the nazi occupation lying down https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Resistance

i know its just a joke but its a joke and stereotype that galls me
france has never been cowardly
And to think how much France owes to a little lady that their nobles abandoned:)
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snowkatt: i know its just a joke but its a joke and stereotype that galls me
france has never been cowardly
Not to mention that this stereotype is omnipresent for the specific reason of bush requiring to dismiss criticsms of his gulf war. It got popularized by its warmongering propaganda and still sticks, even after his administration's manipulations got debunked...
Well I certainly never wanted to piss off my friends, but I'm not taking back the comment. I have to listen to just as much stereotypical crap about the States and you do your respective countries (in fact I am usually at the forefront of spouting stereotypical crap about the States). I find the whole idea of nationalist pride to be kind of silly anyway and I will never turn down an opportunity to make fun of it on any end or at any level.

Logically none of it is true, of course none of it is true. There are millions of people in the U.S. and not all of us are greedy individualistic war mongers, but you don't see me becoming unhinged when I read post regarding " 'mericans ".
Post edited June 24, 2015 by tinyE
^ i usually dont make disparaging comments about murricans ( other thent hat one ) ;p
im just tired of the france is full of cowards joke because its bland boring and patently untrue

france is a lot of things but they are not cowards
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snowkatt: ^ i usually dont make disparaging comments about murricans ( other thent hat one ) ;p
im just tired of the france is full of cowards joke because its bland boring and patently untrue

france is a lot of things but they are not cowards
Well, after drinking a few bottles of french wine no one is a coward! :-))
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snowkatt: ^ i usually dont make disparaging comments about murricans ( other thent hat one ) ;p
im just tired of the france is full of cowards joke because its bland boring and patently untrue

france is a lot of things but they are not cowards
I agree and Americans are not ignorant psychopaths hell bent on taking over the world. Well okay a few of us are, some, a large number, a vast majority, well okay all of us are except for me and some guy living in Duluth in an iron lung, but even with just that, it still irks me when I hear shit about it, until I realize how silly the whole thing is to begin with.

Ultimately if you look at history all countries show a propensity for the exact same behavior regardless of where in the world it is or how long it has existed; I'm talking close to identical track records to the point that the colors of a flag can be the only way to discern who the hell you are talking about. :P

If you want me to put an end to jokes like the one I made I will, but it means I also have to stop joking about Germany's propensity to build empires and then lose them every 50 years, about Italy's refusal to use deodorant, about Canada's refusal to admit they aren't even a real country, about Mexico's refusal to admit their constitution is written in pencil, about England's refusal to admit their food sucks, and about The State's refusal to admit they aren't trying to take over the whole world.

Take all that away and sure a lot less feelings would get hurt, but it would also get really boring in here.