Words are made of letters.

Your epidermis is showing.

Breathing oxygenated air is crucial for our survival.

The above poster's forum name is Crewdroog and the forum title is miss not sir.

The weekend discount will last for 9 more hours or 540 more minutes or 32400 seconds. It consists of discounted games.

The abbreviation for Personal Computed is PC which, interestingly, is also spelt PC

Here is a favourite of mine.


Did you know a 100% of people who drink water, die?

That may be true, but what's even MORE mindblowing is the fact that 100% of people who DON'T drink water, die.

But what's even more scary is that 100% of people will die in their lifetime no matter what they do!

For the vast majority of people who post "i died" in a gaming forum, it is not totally true.

The leading cause of mortality is death.

Marriages that don't end in divorce end in death.

My strainer has drain holes.

If you feel well, you probably aren't sick.

Most health conditions improve with good food, water, and enough movement

Entertainments of all kinds (including debates) seem more fun if you have popcorn. Just ask these folks

Everyone's shadow copies all their actions in bright light... silently... like a ghost mime

My watch has better time than I do

Synonym lacks a synonym

Swiss watches and Swiss Army knives come from the home of Swiss cheese.

George Washington University is named after George Washington

Water isn't wet, as a matter of fact.

Or Breton, Corse, and Alsacien. ^^
But even the most rabid Corse independentist wil also speak French, even if he hates the language and avoids using it, so the assessment is still true, I guess.