Just amused at this one..
Made a gnome talker with plans to do some bombing from the back lines. Grabbed a boomerang in the starter store in spite of not being very good with it. Went down and met up with the Kite Shaman by the blimp. The Ailing Wolf runs over to me, and the shaman attacks Virgil.
I throw boomerangs at the wolf as it tries to chew on me. neither of us can hit each other. Finally, not paying attention, I exhaust my stamina from throwing and have to lay down.
The wolf runs over to Virgil and starts snapping at his back. I check - both Virgil and the shaman are at full health. They swing at each other, and swing, and swing..
Then the wolf fumbles it's attack three times in short succession, and kills itself. The wolf is at this point the only one to have taken any noticeable damage, and it was all self-inflicted.
Virgil and the Shaman remained lock in pathetic nerd combat for awhile longer, until the shaman exhausts itself and lays down too, at which point Virgil can finally hurt it.
We won... but it was the most ridiculous and time consuming bout of ineffective geeky slap fight ever.
Mental note - make sure to have better offense at level one; Persuade can wait. And maybe buy Virgil a better weapon too. :p

Why do my talkers never have that good an armor class?
Sounds amusing, man. And hey, once you were down, bet everything went relatively quickly.

You're going to want some throwing skill for your bombs too, so it's definitely worth investing in.