Posted on: January 23, 2023

David_Rose
Games: 667 Reviews: 37
Hogwarts Porn Eurojank
"And the award for worst writing goes too..." This could have been another quality release in the adult visual novel genre. Unfortunately, the developers seemed to have rushed to the finish line and not invested the time to iron out this game's many rough edges. (For full disclosure: I purchased this game a month or two prior to its release on GOG through itch.io. It's possible that the GOG version is different and that my criticisms don't apply here. Caveat emptor.) Pros: +High quality renders. They look good and are more vibrant than the average VN. +Smooth animations. I have seen better, but not often. Lust Academy does better than average in this department. +A few mini-games. Nothing on the level of Being a DIK, but they're inventive and fit within the story and setting. Cons: -The dialog is atrocious! Seriously, some of the worst that I've read. It's pretty obvious that Bear in the Night just ran all of their dialog through Google translate and copy/pasted whatever gobbledygook that came out of the other side of that translation. I don't mind the occasional spelling or grammatical error; this is not my first VN after all. But there's just so many of those mistakes in this! You can't go 20 seconds without reading something that just sounds ridiculous and it really pulls you out of the story. -It's short. Very short. It feels more like an early access release than a complete season. This will take you a few hours, tops. -"25 potentially romanceable characters." Yeah, that's a bold-faced lie! Most characters are done after one or two conversations. -Characters are non-sensical and things in the story just happen....because reasons. There's really not much of a story here and only one character has what I would describe as an arc, albeit not a very big one. My advice for Bear in the Night is this: Hire a professional translator! Also, an editor wouldn't hurt. My advice for people thinking about buying this: Don't.
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