bored? Go talk to this: http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is a bot program designed to hold conversations with people. Let's just say it is a tad absentminded but amusing.

My brief chat with it:

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: I work in telecoms and IT.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I sell telecoms and IT stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: My kind.

Cleverbot: Asutkö sinä nokialla?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Non mi ami?

User: What language are you talking in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Non mi ami is english?

Cleverbot: Tu mi ami?

User: SPEAK ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: NOO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No.


User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: I'm poor.

User: This is rediculous.

Cleverbot: You are ridiculous.

User: NO YOU.

Cleverbot: No you!

*Edited to include the whole thing.

How stupid that is... I asked him what 1+1*10 is, and he said 2... poor boy, needs to go to school again :)

Same of them do sound rather far-fetched, don't they? Which ones did you find to be incorrect, out of interest?

He does need some help. The folks on tvtropes seem to have alot of fun with him XD
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CleverBot

Just a heads up with it, be careful not to run into Ben.

E.g. that a duck doesn't produce an echo (check mythbusters ;-)). The spider silk one if badly phrased. Orthodox jewish women also go "commando" (but I don't know if they use bikini wax). There is nothing like a "lead based pencil", it's graphite. There is no explanation for yawning.

There is no "first house" in Skyrim, it's open ended. And the one in Whiterun actually costs 6.000, but you only have to pay 5.000 (due to a bug?) when you have less than 6.000.

And, of course, the urban ledgend of the atari E.T. cartrige landfill.

I guess there are more, but those are the ones that jumped at me. And many others are, well, not that impressive.

Still enjoyed it greatly, though!

Did actually see that particular Mythbusters episode, but couldn't remember the conclusion!
Anyway, thanks for the heads up, I haven't really spent much time on that site but will now do with caution.

Dude, I wouldn't go on that site for the "facts" ;-)

Hey, I actually used to read the articles in Playboy!

Well, no it's only off by one. The answer should be 3. :-P

Bush and Obama meet Pope

This is Aperture - "a Portal-style remake of 'This Is Halloween' from The Nightmare Before Christmas."

ПУТИН и ВДВшники
(Anti Putin protest song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVlR_Oe3v0

Cleverbot is ending the world...



User: Bewbs.

Cleverbot: Just beware?

User: Beeeeewbs.

Cleverbot: Clear!

User: :-).

Cleverbot: Name a game.

User: Global Thermonuclear War.

Cleverbot: How do I play that game?

User: The only way to win the game is not to play it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to win, I want to play global thermonuclear war.

Tingle is apparently more than a freak in a green suit...